The Rapture Starts Saturday.

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Set your calendars...

Make sure to watch the video.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/christian-apos-researcher-apos-claims-093409811.html

 

[Hbkrusso]

good thing our freezers are stocked with all this chicken I stolt from work

 

[Tjodalv]

I won't believe it unless confirmed by Brett.

 

[number51]

Saturday is not good for me, anyway to reschedule?

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Saturday is not good for me, anyway to reschedule?

Think of the positive.... we never have to see another Bears game.

 

[Tjodalv]

Think of the positive.... we never have to see another Bears game.

I think you're missing the point of the "rapture;" only the "saved" will ascend into heaven, while the rest of us sit around for another seven years of tribulatoin. So, prepare for at least 7 more seasons of Bears games.

 

[remydat]

I just got saved today just in case. If this shit goes down then sucks to be you sinners left behind.

 

[number51]

I think you're missing the point of the "rapture;" only the "saved" will ascend into heaven, while the rest of us sit around for another seven years of tribulatoin. So, prepare for at least 7 more seasons of Bears games.

So which Bears will ascend into Heaven, who will we have to replace.

Trubisky's gone, the worst thing that kid ever did was the 'kiss titties' thing, he's a fucking boy scout.
The DB's will go, they won't even steal a pass.
All of CCS will be left behind including, no especially Brett, that fucking phony is like one of those sleazy televangelists, they are going nowhere.

 

[HeHateMe]

So which Bears will ascend into Heaven, who will we have to replace.

Trubisky's gone, the worst thing that kid ever did was the 'kiss titties' thing, he's a fucking boy scout.
The DB's will go, they won't even steal a pass.
All of CCS will be left behind including, no especially Brett, that fucking phony is like one of those sleazy televangelists, they are going nowhere.

I'm sorry you feel that way, and you will be one of the few people I miss from ccs, you have generally been a very nice and decent man to me unlike most of the posters here who likely think it's "cool" or "edgy" to have hate in their hearts and some of them probably even worship the devil, especially our ffl commissioner and his weasel friend, ADIPOST.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Sounds like a lot of annoying people will be leaving, so that's cool.

 

[winos5]

Dammit, daughter has a softball tournament Sunday.....

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I think you're missing the point of the "rapture;" only the "saved" will ascend into heaven, while the rest of us sit around for another seven years of tribulatoin. So, prepare for at least 7 more seasons of Bears games.

Uh, Number 51 and me are being saved.....

Our thoughts and prayers will be with you and the rest of the fucktards who don't make it though.

 

[Ares]

You realize once ur in heaven ima take all ur stuff, right?

 

[Burque]

good thing our freezers are stocked with all this chicken I stolt from work

Those doubles at Chic Fil A do have some perks.

 

[remydat]

You realize once ur in heaven ima take all ur stuff, right?

We won't need it and plus with the plagues, you won't enjoy it. Once the man eating locusts come and you retire to your home and try to ride out the apocalypse playing video games, you will realize the true hell you are in when the only video game available is Mass Effect 3 and you can only play the Star Child scenes over and over again until you come to the realization that Star Child was in fact Jesus and that the second coming is in effect the Reapers coming to wipe out the Galaxy of sinners left behind.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Is there asperger's in Heaven?

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

You realize once ur in heaven ima take all ur stuff, right?

Ima fuckin sheep. What do you want? My pasture?

 

[HeHateMe]

Is there asperger's in Heaven?

Haha that is really funny I guess if I am being sarcastic because it really isn't unless you are not being sarcastic in which case, who would ever know if high-functioning distinct austistic-spectrum perceptions are represented in the afterlife? I will say this to you and hope that you at least try to understand: autism isn't necessarily a disability, rather it gives people differentability.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Haha that is really funny I guess if I am being sarcastic because it really isn't unless you are not being sarcastic in which case, who would ever know if high-functioning distinct austistic-spectrum perceptions are represented in the afterlife? I will say this to you and hope that you at least try to understand: autism isn't necessarily a disability, rather it gives people differentability.

Do you have an answer for me, or no?


I hope to God there are no SJWs in Heaven.

 

[remydat]

Think they were all kicked out when Lucifer tried to take over.