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thedude33

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You know life moves a little too fast these days. And while we're all speeding down the Information Super Highway - Tweeting and Adultfriend Finding - we've lost our ability to engage in the art of conversation. I mean, when's the last time you stopped to have a conversation with a stranger, like a young woman who is just standing on a street corner? Maybe that young woman is lonely? Maybe she would like to talk to you in your car or van. You can do that on Chat Roulette (or can you?) What I'm saying is that although we're connected like never before, we're also very much apart, and lonely. God, I'm lonely. ... Seriously, if anyone knows how I can get a girl in my van on Chat Roulette, please message me A.S.A.P.

In other news, fruit is supposed to be good for you but why does it have to look so sexy? They say it's a crime to expose yourself in public but if that's true than why do they put the cantaloupe out in the open. It's so round and firm and ripe, you just want to be close to it, with your pants off.


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