bri
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In honor of St Patrick's Day I thought it would be fun for everyone to get creative and write limericks and post funny pictures and wise Irish sayings. Some photoshopped leprechauns would be great. I know 95 percent of you are rolling your eyes and going WTF. Not to worry. Eventually I will give up trying to create a little sunshine on here and fade away into one of those beautiful sunsets. But for now there still remains a burning ember of hope that says, "don't give up" cause you might just brighten one person's day and that alone makes it worth it.
This is meant to be light and fun and not a place for the grammar police. So please indulge me. For the sake of this thread warrior is read as woyer to work with the rhyme. I have started you out with a few.
Once there was a man named Jax
Obsessed with the notion of a “Fair Tax”
He wanted to enact it
Thinks it’s an exact fit
Cause the burden on the poor is too lax.
There was a fine lady named Bookie
Who could never be mistaken for Snooki
Because the more that she read
And filled up her head
She became a super smart cookie.
Spunky was out riding a bike one day
And came across a turtle on the road in the way
I am going to die
Said the turtle with a sigh
“Not on my watch and not today” spunky could be heard to say.
You’ll find salami, sausages, and wieners galore
And all kinds of other things to explore
Come to my sausage feast
Shouted the Jakobeast
And I guarantee you’ll come back for more
There once was a powerful Roman warrior
Who had earned the name The Snatch Destroyer
When he is looking to get laid
Fathers hideaway your maid
Before he has a chance to enjoy her.
Happy St Patrick's Day
May you find that pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
This is meant to be light and fun and not a place for the grammar police. So please indulge me. For the sake of this thread warrior is read as woyer to work with the rhyme. I have started you out with a few.
Once there was a man named Jax
Obsessed with the notion of a “Fair Tax”
He wanted to enact it
Thinks it’s an exact fit
Cause the burden on the poor is too lax.
There was a fine lady named Bookie
Who could never be mistaken for Snooki
Because the more that she read
And filled up her head
She became a super smart cookie.
Spunky was out riding a bike one day
And came across a turtle on the road in the way
I am going to die
Said the turtle with a sigh
“Not on my watch and not today” spunky could be heard to say.
You’ll find salami, sausages, and wieners galore
And all kinds of other things to explore
Come to my sausage feast
Shouted the Jakobeast
And I guarantee you’ll come back for more
There once was a powerful Roman warrior
Who had earned the name The Snatch Destroyer
When he is looking to get laid
Fathers hideaway your maid
Before he has a chance to enjoy her.
Happy St Patrick's Day
May you find that pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
