@TheHawk vs @HeHateMe Chess match

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Let’s lay the ground rules and set this up.
He wouldn't do best of 5, or even best of 7. Maybe he doesn't know how to play, or use that site, or maybe he just doesn't have any friends smart enough he can have play for him?
 

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He wouldn't do best of 5, or even best of 7. Maybe he doesn't know how to play, or use that site, or maybe he just doesn't have any friends smart enough he can have play for him?

Or maybe the little wooden chess pieces aren't little wooden weiners and he is boycotting the site? Is there a way to download some walnut wackers?
 

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@The Hawk. I know you said you were holding out for an Elon Musk IPHONE but if you can afford a cheap android here's a link to the Google store for the Chess.com app. You can delete it after you're finished beating me.
 

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If @The Hawk beats @HeHateMe in chess in a best of 7, I am willing to stop saying he carves wooden dildos for at least a month. I am also willing to negotiate on the amount of time to make this happen. If @HeHateMe wins, @The Hawk has to admit he's full of shit on 'election fraud' being the reason Trump lost.

These are the most fair terms I could come up with in a short amount of time and without the benefit of cannabis infused ideas.
 

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