There's kinky, and then there's....

[klemmer]

...tying up a horse before assaulting it???



ride 'em cowboy





"A Felton woman says her horse was sexually assaulted Monday evening in a pasture near Graham Hill and Mount Hermon roads, according to Santa Cruz County Animal Services.

The horse's owner told Animal Services that she spotted a man on top of her horse. She said the man ran into the woods when he saw her coming, according to Lynn Miller, the agency's interim manager."

 

[supraman]

Hey so I should tie up my manatees?

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="klemmer"]...tying up a horse before assaulting it???



ride 'em cowboy





"A Felton woman says her horse was sexually assaulted Monday evening in a pasture near Graham Hill and Mount Hermon roads, according to Santa Cruz County Animal Services.

The horse's owner told Animal Services that she spotted a man on top of her horse. She said the man ran into the woods when he saw her coming, according to Lynn Miller, the agency's interim manager."[/quote]



And then there's things that no words can desribe.

 

[jakobeast]

Well duh. You have to tie them up. Have you seen how fast they are? Geesh.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="jakobeast"]Well duh. You have to tie them up. Have you seen how fast they are? Geesh.[/quote]



I see you already beat me to the jako joke, lol.

 

[bri]

I don't get it. What was he doing to the horse? Was it a male horse or a female horse? I just don't understand how someone would go about doing something sexual with a horse.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="bri"]I don't get it. What was he doing to the horse? Was it a male horse or a female horse? I just don't understand how someone would go about doing something sexual with a horse.[/quote]



Let me save you some time:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

 

[howcho]

Wow, clicked on that link and it took me on a 3 hr surf. I sure learned a lot.

 

[Ymono37]

I just figured it was the next step after the Furry "yiffing" got old.



At least that what Jako told me.

 

[supraman]

Also on HBO's old series "Most Shocking TV" or whatnot, in england a guy married his female horse, you know because they love each other and he HEAVILY inferred he has relations with it.

 

[klemmer]

[quote name="bri"]I don't get it. What was he doing to the horse? Was it a male horse or a female horse? I just don't understand how someone would go about doing something sexual with a horse.[/quote]



Gives a whole new meaning to "hung like a horse."

 

[CLWolf81]

The thing I find ironic about this --- San Jose is 20 minutes to the north of Santa Cruz. Disturbing thought...