This forum gave me

[LanceStone]

Acid Reflux Disease (GERD)
Acne
Allergies
Antisocial Personality Disorder
Attention Deficit Disorder (ADHD/ADD)
Altitude Sickness
Alzheimer's Disease
Andropause
Anorexia Nervosa
Arthritis
Aspergers Syndrome
Asthma
Autism
Back Pain
Bad Breath (Halitosis)
Baldness
Bedwetting
Bipolar Disorder (BD)
Bladder Cancer
Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD)
Breast Cancer
Brain Tumors
Brain Injury
Bronchitis
Burns
Bursitis
Canker Sores (Cold Sores)
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS)
Celiac Disease
Cervical Cancer
Cholesterol
Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD)
Colon Cancer
Congestive Heart Failure (CHF)
Cradle Cap
Crohn's Disease
Dandruff
Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT)
Dehydration
Depression
Diabetes
Diaper Rash
Diarrhea
Disabilities
Diverticulitis
Down Syndrome
Drug Abuse
Dysfunctional Uterine Bleeding (DUB)
Dyslexia
Ear Infections
Ear Problems
Eating Disorders
Eczema
Endometriosis
Enlarged Prostate
Epilepsy (Seizure)
Erectile Dysfunction (ED)
Eye Problems
Fibromyalgia
Fracture
Gallbladder Disease
Gallstones
Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD)
Genital Herpes
Genital Warts
Glomerulonephritis (Nephritis)
Gonorrhea
Gout
Gum Diseases
Gynecomastia
Head Lice
Headache
Hearing Loss
Heart Attacks
Heart Disease
Heartburn
Heat Stroke
Heel Pain
Hemorrhage
Hemorrhoids
Hepatitis
Herniated Discs
Hiatal Hernia (Hiatus Hernia)
HIV/AIDS
Hives
Hyperglycemia (High Blood Sugar)
Hyperkalemia (High Potassium)
Hypertension (High Blood Pressure)
Hyperthyroidism
Hypothyroidism
Infectious Diseases
Infectious Mononucleosis (Glandular Fever)
Influenza
Infertility
Insulin Dependent Diabetes Mellitus (IDDM)
Iron Deficiency Anemia
Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS)
Itching
Joint Pain
Juvenile Diabetes
Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis (JRA)
Kidney Diseases
Kidney Stones (Renal Calculi)
Leukemia
Liver Cancer - Hepatocellular carcinoma (HCC)
Lung Cancer
Mad Cow Disease
Malaria
Melena (Blood in Stool)
Memory Loss
Menopause
Mesothelioma
Migraine
Miscarriages
Mucus In Stool
Multiple Personality Disorder
Multiple Sclerosis (MS)
Muscle Cramps
Muscle Fatigue
Muscle Pain
Nail Biting
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Neck Pain
Obesity
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Osteoarthritis (OA)
Osteomyelitis
Osteoporosis
Ovarian Cancer
Ovarian Cyst
Pain
Panic Attack
Parkinson's Disease (PD)
Peripheral Artery Disease (PAD)
Personality Disorders
Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD)
Peyronie's Disease
Phobias
Pink Eye (Conjunctivitis)
Polio
Pneumonia
Post Nasal Drip
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)
Premature Baby
Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS)
Prostate Cancer
Psoriasis
Reactive Attachment Disorder (RAD)
Renal Failure
Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS)
Rheumatoid Arthritis (RA)
Rheumatic Fever
Ringworm
Rosacea
Rotator Cuff
Scabies
Scars
Sciatica
Schizophrenia
Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD)
Sinus Infections
Skin Cancer
Skin Rash
Sleep Apnea
Sleep Disorders
Smallpox
Snoring
Social Anxiety
Staph Infection (MRSA)
Strep Throat (Sore Throat)
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS)
Sunburn
Syphilis
Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (SLE)
Tennis Elbow
Termination of Pregnancy (Abortion)
Testicular Cancer
Tooth Decay
Tuberculosis (TB)
Ulcers
Urinary Tract Infection (UTI)
Varicose Veins
Vertigo
Warts
Williams Syndrome
Yeast Infection (Candidiasis)
Yellow Fever

 

[clonetrooper264]

I'm impressed

 

[Wintermute]

Thought I got GERD from CCS. Turned out to be a chestburster...

...and a slight case of the space herpe (but it's really not dangerous, despite what you've heard).

 

[Tjodalv]

God damn space herpes.

I love that movie.

 

[Wintermute]

God damn space herpes.

I love that movie.

The 80's were a great time for fun movies.

You, sir, get an extra life for recognizing...

 

[number51]

CCS gave me phantom limb syndrome. The weird part is, I'm not an amputee.

 

[Monk]

CCS gave me phantom limb syndrome. The weird part is, I'm not an amputee.

You sing like an amputee though. Can't hold a note. Can't carry a tune.

 

[Ares]

You sing like an amputee though. Can't hold a note. Can't carry a tune.

U mud bruh?

 

[xer0h0ur]

You sing like an amputee though. Can't hold a note. Can't carry a tune.

[video=youtube;fP8FMdVcCQQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP8FMdVcCQQ[/video]

 

[HeHateMe]

Ccs made me give up powerlifting for more carbs.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Columbophobia and piles.

 

[KittiesKorner]

meridiemasondixenophobia, but to be fair, I already had it

 

[BNB]

This is a bad thread to be in if you're a hypochondriac.

 

[CRM 114]

Lance, you forgot Heart palpitations and High Blood pressure

 

[JLeigh34]

Sounds like you typed "headache and mild fever" into an online symptom checker.


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[SERE Bear]

I would trade your list to get rid of my elephantiasis of the testicles...