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Poopy peeper explains why he's not a perv | Weird | News | Winnipeg Sun

A man accused of hiding out in porta-potties to watch women doing their business at a Colorado yoga festival told a local TV station the experience wasn't as bad as people think.

"It seems terrible, but it didn't actually smell that bad or anything," Luke Chrisco told FOX31 Denver during an interview from jail.

"There's bacteria in there, but to me it's just normal ... we all have bodily fluids," he told the station. "I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold."

Police arrested the 30-year-old man after a woman at a Boulder yoga festival on June 17 noticed "movement in the tank" of a porta-potty, investigators said.

A nearby man confirmed that he saw a man in the waste tank, covered in a tarp. He locked himself inside the toilet tank, until he flung the door open and ran.

A security guard tried to stop the feces-covered man, but he got away.

Police said Chrisco was arrested nearly a week later, on Thursday, as he panhandled at a gas station.

Chrisco admitted that he moved from the waste tank of a vacant porta-potty to a "busy one" to watch women above him.

"I was at the yoga festival, doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses," Chrisco said. "It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy, even though it was unintentional."

Chrisco admitted to police that he has spied on as many as 200 women, including through bathroom peepholes at businesses and restaurants. Police said they contacted business owners to seal the holes.

Chrisco is charged with unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy.
 

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That's disgusting. I'm glad I never use porta-potties though :shifty:
 

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That's a weird fetish...
 

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I love how he claimed the smell wasnt bad. I can guarantee the fucknut didnt come out smelling like roses. And thats not 'energy' dumbass, thats gas :shifty: Bet He'll think twice about watching people when he drops that bar of soap in the showers... :D
 

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He did things like this when he was a kid, too. He even took pics.

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"A security guard tried to stop the feces-covered man, but he got away"


Bullshit the Security guard tried stopping him.... I wouldn't touch a guy covered in shit either... I'd let him get away too...

All you have to do is follow the trail of shit prints he leaves behind to find him.
 

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"A security guard tried to stop the feces-covered man, but he got away"


Bullshit the Security guard tried stopping him.... I wouldn't touch a guy covered in shit either... I'd let him get away too...

All you have to do is follow the trail of shit prints he leaves behind to find him.

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thats some funny ass shit there
 
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No, whats funny is the police can catch some ass in a wooded area or suburb in the middle of the night, or some jackass hours later based on his shirt, but they couldnt find a guy that was covered and smelled like shit? :smh:
 

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