Those stop smoking ad commercials

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Seriously, GTFO. I'm always eating when that skeletor looking grandma ***** hits my TV screen. She sounds like Darth Vader sucking 7 dicks at the same time. I don't give a **** if you turned into a haggard gross subhuman from smoking, everyone knows it's fucking bad.


**** those commercials.
 

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Seriously, GTFO. I'm always eating when that skeletor looking grandma ***** hits my TV screen. She sounds like Darth Vader sucking 7 dicks at the same time. I don't give a **** if you turned into a haggard gross subhuman from smoking, everyone knows it's fucking bad.


**** those commercials.
I'm smelling the "Humanitarian of the Year" award for you

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Seriously, GTFO. I'm always eating when that skeletor looking grandma ***** hits my TV screen. She sounds like Darth Vader sucking 7 dicks at the same time. I don't give a **** if you turned into a haggard gross subhuman from smoking, everyone knows it's fucking bad.


**** those commercials.

I'm with you on that. I smoke though so....
 

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Grew up a cowboy so the guys chewed it. **** that!
 

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Does anyone not know the shit is bad for you?
 

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Does anyone not know the shit is bad for you?

15 year old dumb ass boys "know" it's bad but still don't think of the consequences.... At least I didn't when I started smoking. Thankfully I quit years ago. Too bad I can't quit being a lard ass.
 

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15 year old dumb ass boys "know" it's bad but still don't think of the consequences.... At least I didn't when I started smoking. Thankfully I quit years ago. Too bad I can't quit being a lard ass.

They have commercials for that too.
 

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People make fun of smokers but dont understand how powerful nicotine is. It's interesting that people that give up heroin and meth still smoke. Think about that, dickheads
Just cause you smoked doesn't mean they should plaster your ex girlfriend on my screen while trying to eat
 

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Just cause you smoked doesn't mean they should plaster your ex girlfriend on my screen while trying to eat

You mean you are watching TV while you eat? Blasphemy. Dinnertime is time for the family to discuss the wonders of the day and all the new knowledge they learned that day.


Unless your single....then you eat in your chair with your feet kicked up watching TV.

Mine is that stupid Crestor lady......makes me wanna puke everytime I watch her wiggle across the screen.


Hmmmmmmm
 

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You mean you are watching TV while you eat? Blasphemy. Dinnertime is time for the family to discuss the wonders of the day and all the new knowledge they learned that day.


Unless your single....then you eat in your chair with your feet kicked up watching TV.

Mine is that stupid Crestor lady......makes me wanna puke everytime I watch her wiggle across the screen.


Hmmmmmmm
Hate to threadjack (no I don't), but anyone else here think that "Crestor" was the name of a failed villan on that old He-Man Cartoon?

Back on topic: I get what they're trying to do--but it won't work. People usually start smoking young--at a point in life when they think they're invincible, and they have the idea that they can "quit at any time".
 

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I think if you smoke and die they always say it was smoking. Yet I've travelled throughout Asia and they smoke more than anyplace I've seen. And out live us by a ton. The commercial with the guy who lost his legs comes to mind. Smoking took my legs. but I am pretty sure a pack of marlboros hid my car keys.
 

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I hate those commercials too. It's as if the sole purpose is to turn stomachs.
 

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