Thoughts Abort Weighted Blankets?

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My wife got us one last year but how the hell do ya wash it?
 

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They try to suffocate me and are too heavy to kick off when the prostate needs to release some pressure

I am sure @Crystallas invented weighted blankets tho. He is so interesting.
 

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I would love to know how to wash one quickly, like within minutes
 

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I want a life hack that doesn’t involve lending a weighted blanket that smells like my ass to guests, or a DIY solution for those of us without a well
 

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I want a life hack that doesn’t involve buying a non-weighted blanket that smells like my ass for guests, or a DIY solution for those of us without a well

What if you had a wingsuit and an entire tribe of honeybees that you trained to not hate your guts because they couldn't understand ur brane disorder but they still stung you repeatedly anyway?
 

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What if you had a wingsuit and an entire tribe of honeybees that you trained to not hate your guts because they couldn't understand ur brane disorder but they still stung you repeatedly anyway?
Was your wingsuit honey-proof? Were you wingsuiting around the hive while they were gestating?
 

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A weighted blanket is not meant to be in contact with your ass imo. I don't use one because I think it's for autists but if I used one I would have it layered on top of a comforter, not directly on my bare ass whilst sleeping and farting during slumber.

Unless you're indicating that your facts penetrate sheets and comforter and are absorbed by the weighted blanket? In this case I would recommend a sheet made of something to mitigate that.
 

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Honest question…. WTF is a weighted blanket and why does someone need one?
 

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How the fuck do you clean them is a great question.
 

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you need a weighted washer for it
 

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my wife got one and now I can't live without it, but am trying to figure out how to wash it
 

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you need a weighted washer for it
You don't need a new washer if you have heavy water.

 

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