Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes file for divorce

jakobeast

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Their relationship jumps the couch.



She only signed a 5 year deal, and with the cba expiring, she wanted to test the market.



She's getting the house, he's keeping the closet.



What else is there?
 

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I'm surprised it's lasted this long, Dakota Fanning's been legal since February.
 

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Why don't you just come out of the closet, Tom, you aren't fooling anyone.
 

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Was always strange to me how media dark they both went upon marriage and they just seemed to be painted in a crazy balls out Scientology light. I think this one on top of Travolta, and I believe there were a couple other high profile divorces lately, make me thing something strange happened in the church itself. Not that anyone is leaving but that conspiracy theory wise there were some master plans going on that have either come to fruition or busted completely. It's sad that I liked Tom and Katie both at one time, Travolta too. And for some reason I can't get their batshit craziness out of my head. I don't' even bother with their movies anymore.
 

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Regardless of the convictions of your faith when times are tough there is little if any money to donate to a religion...ahem pyramid scheme like Scientology.
 

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Regardless of the convictions of your faith when times are tough there is little if any money to donate to a religion...ahem pyramid scheme like Scientology.

THAT IS SLANDER!!!



It's actually "multi-level marketing."
 

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I am completely shocked! *rolls eyes* This lasted longer than I thought
 

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the tits on her though..yes please.
 

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I find it odd that all 3 of Toms ex (or soon to be ex) wives are about 34 when they divorced.
 

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Why don't you just come out of the closet, Tom, you aren't fooling anyone.



Had him. Travolta, and Hanks, too.
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I just read where it is being reported that Tom is one of the top 2 or 3 people in the entire Scientology organization.
 

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