Sunbiz1
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1. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district, stand on the corner ringing a bell saying "Ho!" as women walk by.
2. Create snow sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive poses.
3. Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.
4. Get a job as a mall Santa, and then tell all the children you're sick of the milk and cookies shit and you'd prefer a beer and a hot blonde instead.
5. Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer
jerky and Easter Bunny filets.
6. Post a sign in front yard that says "Carolers Welcome." When they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers.
7. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
8. Buy a package of Keebler's E. L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the bad elves.
9. Get a job playing Santa at a corporate Christmas party and ask everyone if they’d like to see some naked pictures of Santa with the Boss's wife.
10. Sell jars of water, advertising them as Frosty the Snowman urns.
2. Create snow sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive poses.
3. Stand on a street corner selling dime bags of mistletoe.
4. Get a job as a mall Santa, and then tell all the children you're sick of the milk and cookies shit and you'd prefer a beer and a hot blonde instead.
5. Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer
jerky and Easter Bunny filets.
6. Post a sign in front yard that says "Carolers Welcome." When they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers.
7. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they no longer work. Repeat this every day until Christmas.
8. Buy a package of Keebler's E. L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is what happens to the bad elves.
9. Get a job playing Santa at a corporate Christmas party and ask everyone if they’d like to see some naked pictures of Santa with the Boss's wife.
10. Sell jars of water, advertising them as Frosty the Snowman urns.
