Top 100 player and MVP vote getter Justin Fields unveils new cut. Ranking his Bears hairstyles.(better than Aesops thread)

[Anytime23]

Hall of Famer, Lance Stone Award Winner and 1M football thread view creator @Anytime23 here with brand new and fresh content for the football season.

Without further ado, Justin Fields NFL hairstyles ranked from BEST to even BESTER.

3. Twisty Braids(2022)-
Fields sophomore season saw the debut of his twisty braids, something that scared some of our white fans half to death. The writing was on the wall that he would take the NFL by storm with his legs.


2. Skin Fade + Curly Medium Afro(2023)-
With the new season comes a new look for Fields, sporting this beautiful afro, sporting curls just like the Jews(me) do. Very popular hairstyle in 2023 but not my favorite Justin Fields cut.

1. High Top Skin Fade(2021)- Clean, sharp, sophisticated, aerodynamic. Ranked the NFLs cleanest cut by The American Black Barbers Association in 2021, this classic Justin Fields look is the one we all know and love since his Ohio State days.

 

[MDB111™]

How mad is Daniel right now that he has more hair around his weird, inverted reverse nipples than he does on his head?

 

[ILoveDick]

Looks much better than last year.

 

[nvanprooyen]

2023 just screams relaxed confidence. He knows he's about to shit all over the NFL and silence the haters.

Here it comes boys.

Except you @Black Rainbow @DanielCCSBears ,etc

You don't deserve the shit that's about to happen.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I agree with the rankings. Nice thread

 

[FozzyBear]

New hairstyle means more wins.

If Justin fails this years, its probably because he's a vegan..... carb fog..

Also, Im not sure if any of you are familiar with this kids story and some tard3d journalists agenda, but is the kid also changing his hair?

 

[mikeyk]

This thread:

 

[sevvy]

ong bro, Fields deadass dropped this new hair fr fr on us for the 2023 season, and it is BUSSIN, fam.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I bet his hat game is on point.

 

[Anytime23]

This thread:

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Justin’s career is going to blossom this year just like his hair. It’ll be glorious.

 

[ILoveDick]

2023 just screams relaxed confidence. He knows he's about to shit all over the NFL and silence the haters.

Here it comes boys.

Except you @Black Rainbow @DanielCCSBears ,etc

You don't deserve the shit that's about to happen.

He completed 7 passes in his last start.

Please calm down.

 

[DanielCCSBears]

2023 just screams relaxed confidence. He knows he's about to shit all over the NFL and silence the haters.

Here it comes boys.

Except you @Black Rainbow @DanielCCSBears ,etc

You don't deserve the shit that's about to happen.

Boy are you going to get a cold reality check in week 1. But I know we can't judge him until he's played all 17 games again. That is if he plays all 17 games and his hamstrings don't give out.

 

[Anytime23]

Boy are you going to get a cold reality check in week 1. But I know we can't judge him until he's played all 17 games again. That is if he plays all 17 games and his hamstrings don't give out.

Cant judge him until he plays ALL 17 games and throws at least 500 passes, 450 being into tight windows while under pressure vs teams .640 or better!

 

[Anytime23]

Speaking of hamstrings giving out, hows your motorized scooter @DanielCCSBears?

 

[ILoveDick]

Boy are you going to get a cold reality check in week 1. But I know we can't judge him until he's played all 17 games again. That is if he plays all 17 games and his hamstrings don't give out.

I wonder what "shit all over the NFL" even means?

Going from one of the statistically worst passing QBs in the league to 16th?

The hype is off the charts right now. Recall the hype for Mitch making the leap from 2018 to 2019. Many ppl here could not fathom him not making a big leap...let alone regressing in year three. (I'm not suggesting Fields will regress, but even a big leap would make him average, which is still an issue when you got two 1sts next year.)

CC: @nvanprooyen

 

[TezMaKai]

Boy are you going to get a cold reality check in week 1. But I know we can't judge him until he's played all 17 games again. That is if he plays all 17 games and his hamstrings don't give out.

It's a miracle that your hamstrings don't give out just from supporting your weight.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

It's a miracle that your hamstrings don't give out just from supporting your weight.

Pretty sure he uses heavy tits as a pseudo leg/crutch.

 

[DanielCCSBears]

I wonder what "shit all over the NFL" even means?

Going from one of the statistically worst passing QBs in the league to 16th?

The hype is off the charts right now. Recall the hype for Mitch making the leap from 2018 to 2019. Many ppl here could not fathom him not making a big leap...let alone regressing in year three. (I'm not suggesting Fields will regress, but even a big leap would make him average, which is still an issue when you got two 1sts next year.)

CC: @nvanprooyen

If he's 16th in the NFL the board will be happy and scream at the top of their lungs I told you so.

If he only gets to Top-16 the Bears will have to move on. They can't spend $225-million on a well if we do A,B,C for Justin Fields he'll maybe become the player we think he can be.

 

[ILoveDick]

If he's 16th in the NFL the board will be happy and scream at the top of their lungs I told you so.

If he only gets to Top-16 the Bears will have to move on. They can't spend $225-million on a well if we do A,B,C for Justin Fields he'll maybe become the player we think he can be.

Yep.

Kinda like giving Cutler that big contract based on hype before he earned it. We cannot make that mistake twice. But unfortunately, the Bears frequently make the same mistakes twice. (E.g. trading two 1sts for Cutler; trading two 1sts for Khalil Mack.)