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It's a ***** travelling for business so here are a few tactics used in my recent trip to Denver:
-Got to O'Hare and saw a line at the TSA security check in of close to 300 people. Holy shit. Get to the first check point and she says: "you have TSA Pref status" go to the line with 5 people. Don't know how I got that status. Go to the TSA Pref line and there are only 4 people in front of me. No need to take off shoes, belt, jackets or remove anything from your pockets. I'm through the line in under 5 minutes instead of over an hour. Bitches!!!!!!!!
-Then I go to board the plane and they have various priority lines you are assigned to on your ticket. I have the United airlines Iphone app. My line is 4 and I now by then there may not be enough overhead bin space. So I go to line #2 anyway and swipe my mobile phone. No one checks and I'm one of the first on the plane. Bitches!!!!!!!
-Coming home I'm conferred TSA status again (5 minutes check in) and I pull the boarding trick---swipe and on. Bitches!!!!!!
The lesson? It's every man for themselves when traveling. Step out of your Flossmorian chains and be creative when traveling
-Got to O'Hare and saw a line at the TSA security check in of close to 300 people. Holy shit. Get to the first check point and she says: "you have TSA Pref status" go to the line with 5 people. Don't know how I got that status. Go to the TSA Pref line and there are only 4 people in front of me. No need to take off shoes, belt, jackets or remove anything from your pockets. I'm through the line in under 5 minutes instead of over an hour. Bitches!!!!!!!!
-Then I go to board the plane and they have various priority lines you are assigned to on your ticket. I have the United airlines Iphone app. My line is 4 and I now by then there may not be enough overhead bin space. So I go to line #2 anyway and swipe my mobile phone. No one checks and I'm one of the first on the plane. Bitches!!!!!!!
-Coming home I'm conferred TSA status again (5 minutes check in) and I pull the boarding trick---swipe and on. Bitches!!!!!!
The lesson? It's every man for themselves when traveling. Step out of your Flossmorian chains and be creative when traveling
