Turkey Farts

[Chief Walking Stick]

Anyone here love making homemade sandwiches with fresh deli cut meat?

I love a good turkey sandwich (w/ provologne, lettuce, tomato [lightly salted and peppered], onion) on sourdough bread with a light mayo/ketchup/brown sugar spread.

My digestive system is rock solid and I never have issues with bowel movements unless I eat this type of sandwich.

At first I thought it was the onions because I know the acidity can cause problems for some people... but I still had issues. Tried the same sandwich without tomato and lettuce, some issues. Finally I thought it was my homemade gravy (that I jar), but again that wasn't the issue.

I narrowed it down that it MUST be the turkey. This stuff gives me the worst gas you can imagine.

Anyone else have this or no why?

 

[HeHateMe]

Anyone here love making homemade sandwiches with fresh deli cut meat?

I love a good turkey sandwich (w/ provologne, lettuce, tomato [lightly salted and peppered], onion) on sourdough bread with a light mayo/ketchup/brown sugar spread.

My digestive system is rock solid and I never have issues with bowel movements unless I eat this type of sandwich.

At first I thought it was the onions because I know the acidity can cause problems for some people... but I still had issues. Tried the same sandwich without tomato and lettuce, some issues. Finally I thought it was my homemade gravy (that I jar), but again that wasn't the issue.

I narrowed it down that it MUST be the turkey. This stuff gives me the worst gas you can imagine.

Anyone else have this or no why?

I think there's a bacteria from preserved meat and slicers at delis starts with an Ly. Shit can actually cause a miscarriage if you are pregnant. I got bad gas from a torta yesterday, had cramps, but it was probably the refried beans. I don't think they fried em enough the second time...

 

[Crystallas]

listeria

 

[HeHateMe]

listeria

Yup. Shit is dangerous. No bologna.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

So it's not just turkey? My issue is only w/ turkey... I can eat uncured ham all day with no problems.

 

[HeHateMe]

So it's not just turkey? My issue is only w/ turkey... I can eat uncured ham all day with no problems.

Maybe u need to add celery powder to your turkey?

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Anyone here love making homemade sandwiches with fresh deli cut meat?

I love a good turkey sandwich (w/ provologne, lettuce, tomato [lightly salted and peppered], onion) on sourdough bread with a light mayo/ketchup/brown sugar spread.

My digestive system is rock solid and I never have issues with bowel movements unless I eat this type of sandwich.

At first I thought it was the onions because I know the acidity can cause problems for some people... but I still had issues. Tried the same sandwich without tomato and lettuce, some issues. Finally I thought it was my homemade gravy (that I jar), but again that wasn't the issue.

I narrowed it down that it MUST be the turkey. This stuff gives me the worst gas you can imagine.

Anyone else have this or no why?

How do you feel after Thanksgiving dinner?

 

[SilenceS]

How do you feel after Thanksgiving dinner?

Like I got spackle in my bowels

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Buy a butt plug. Stops farts instantly.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Buy a butt plug. Stops farts instantly.

As an added bonus Grim....err I mean Scallop will more than enjoy the feeling of insertion.:marshmallow::fap::marshmallow: