Ugly Children

[HeHateMe]

My wife and I are blessed to have a couple of incredibly adorable kids and I'm not even bragging. We go to a wedding, my daughter and son get all sorts of attention from randos all over the place, same thing at preschool, the grocery store, church, it never ends. It almost gets to a point where it's embarrassing and my wife starts to fawn over some other kids, usually picking out some kid that looks kinda fucked up or has a bad personality.

I've tried to get her to knock it off because it seems to make those parents butthurt because they see right through her charity attention she's showing their ugly kids. Anyways, I know kids can turn it around and even kids with cleft pallets can end up being movie stars, but this thread is to share your ugly kid stories. No offense if the ugly kids are your own...

 

[KittiesKorner]

You already know the one I told. I let my wife know that tjodalv is not pleased

 

[HeHateMe]

You are not any fun at all this morning.

 

[KittiesKorner]

What did i do?

Pro tip. Never describe your friends' child's looks as rugged. I speak from experience

 

[KittiesKorner]

Well okay here goes. How would you all resolve this situation?

My wife and I were sitting on our porch and she mentioned how ugly our neighbors' kid (who is disabled) is. She said he looked like his mom. She was in a bad mood. I steered the conversation to how well he is doing but also commented that the dad looks like rex grossman (he really does).

When we went in, we saw them sitting on their porch listening to us.


No real way to mend fences after that, right?

 

[KittiesKorner]

Inb4 someone tells me again how evil my wife is

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Well okay here goes. How would you all resolve this situation?

My wife and I were sitting on our porch and she mentioned how ugly our neighbors' kid (who is disabled) is. She said he looked like his mom. She was in a bad mood. I steered the conversation to how well he is doing but also commented that the dad looks like rex grossman (he really does).

When we went in, we saw them sitting on their porch listening to us.


No real way to mend fences after that, right?

Id be honored to look like sexy rexy

 

[KittiesKorner]

How about a black rex grossman?

 

[KittiesKorner]

Blond julius peppers?

 

[HeHateMe]

Are your neighbors cool? Are they ugly too?

 

[SilenceS]

Good looking kids doesnt mean they grow up to be good looking. Just saying!

 

[KittiesKorner]

They're okay. Sort of creepy. Rex told me he knows what kind of garbage bags everyone in our building uses. What do you say to that?

 

[HeHateMe]

Good looking kids doesnt mean they grow up to be good looking. Just saying!

It is usually a pretty decent indicator, along with the looks of the parents.

 

[HeHateMe]

They're okay. Sort of creepy. Rex told me he knows what kind of garbage bags everyone in our building uses. What do you say to that?

Now that is fucked up. Buy the kid a Grossman Jersey and tell them you think he's gonna grow up to look just like his dad. Start changing up what kinds of garbage bags you use.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I'm going to put a note in our trash that says 'go deep rex'

 

[Nail Polish]

My kids are ugly as hell, but they could whop your kids ass, and take their lunch money

:tongue:

 

[KittiesKorner]

Your kids are lesbians

 

[Nail Polish]

Not yet..The chain wallet is the tell tale sign..So far...nada

 

[HeHateMe]

My kids are ugly as hell, but they could whop your kids ass, and take their lunch money

:tongue:

Your kids got like 40 years on mine...

 

[Nail Polish]

Sounds like a fair fight to me