UPDATED: Season Predictions Contest

[PatrickSharpRules]

Alright, last year we had a prediction thread with a variety of categories and I have searched for it but came up with nothing.



So someone please give me the Stats needed to have the contest and it can continue on instead of dying a horrible death. I figure we can arrange awards for the winners, even if its just TCD ****** juice.



Once someone digs up the categories it'll start. And submissions are void after the puck drop in Dallas.



EDIT:



Alright so here are the categories:



Firsts:

First Goal:

First Assist

First Penalty:

First Fight:



Season Totals:

Most Goals:

Most Assists:

Most Points:

Best +/-:

Most PIMS:

Most Hits:

Most Blocked Shots:

Hawks 11-12 Points:



Divison Standings WITH POINT TOTAL(tiebreaker):

1st-

2nd-

3rd

4th-

5th-



Just copy and paste that and reply. I'll think of a shitty ass prize or someone here will. For the person who wins the "First" contest I'll mail you a picture of Duncan Keith after his OT goal against the Flames in 09' that I'm never gonna get signed.

 

[MassHavoc]

I think Stu was going to run it again when he found time to dig out the info.

 

[PatrickShart]

I predict sales and stock in vaseline will skyrocket courtesy of STU, the first time Carcillo, Mayers and Scott take the ice at the same time.

 

[MassHavoc]

I predict sales and stock in vaseline will skyrocket courtesy of STU, the first time Carcillo, Mayers and Scott take the ice at the same time.

You kidding? They've been skyrocketing since the signing, in anticipation of it. It's as bad as when TCD heard Madano to the Hawks rumors.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Well looks like I'll be making some money off of that hoard of Vaseline I bought... I can probably sell it to TCD for double what I bought it for. I've been chaffing pretty bad lately and need to cut down anyways.



Either way... whoever started this dumb contest in the first place is an assbag.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Well looks like I'll be making some money off of that hoard of Vaseline I bought... I can probably sell it to TCD for double what I bought it for. I've been chaffing pretty bad lately and need to cut down anyways.



Either way... whoever started this dumb contest in the first place is an assbag.

Who did start it, and why can't we find the stats needed.

 

[the canadian dream]

Alright, last year we had a prediction thread with a variety of categories and I have searched for it but came up with nothing.



So someone please give me the Stats needed to have the contest and it can continue on instead of dying a horrible death. I figure we can arrange awards for the winners, even if its just TCD ****** juice.



Once someone digs up the categories it'll start. And submissions are void after the puck drop in Dallas.

You do know that that stuff is going for 200 bucks a liter right? Children are starving in Africa because they don't get enough of my ****** juice and the global economy is based on the stuff. So there is no "just" when speaking of my ****** juice.



I pick



Kelly Buchburger

 

[bri]

I don't think we had it last year. We had one two years ago. And when we changed boards that one time everything didn't get transferred over.



I remember some of the stuff was



Who would score the first goal

Who would get the first penalty

How many points would we finish the season with

Who would get the first hat trick

Who would score the most goals

Who would have the most assists

Who would have the most points

Who would have the most penalty minutes

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Asking me to remember all of the categories I chose two years ago is like asking me which tranny TCD had sex with two nights ago.



TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!

 

[sth]

I don't think we had it last year. We had one two years ago. And when we changed boards that one time everything didn't get transferred over.



I remember some of the stuff was



Who would score the first goal

Who would get the first penalty

How many points would we finish the season with

Who would get the first hat trick

Who would score the most goals

Who would have the most assists

Who would have the most points

Who would have the most penalty minutes

Also it asked us to predict the order the division would end up in. 1st, 2nd, in order.

 

[bri]

Who will get in the first fight

Who will be the first to get injured

Who will have the most hits

 

[the canadian dream]

Asking me to remember all of the categories I chose two years ago is like asking me which tranny TCD had sex with two nights ago.



TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!

Your mom? I remember it fondly...so does she.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Firsts:

First Goal: Smith

First Assist: Bolland

First Penalty: Hammer Time

First Fight: Carcillo



Season Totals:

Most Goals:Toews

Most Assists: Kane

Most Points: Kane

Best +/-: Keith

Most Hits: Seabrook

Most PIMS: Mayers

Most Blocked Shots: Montador

Hawks 11-12 Points: 108



Divison Standings WITH POINT TOTAL(tiebreaker):

1st- Chicago (108)

2nd- Detroit (100)

3rd- Blues (98)

4th- Nashville (84)

5th- Blue Jackets (80)

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Your mom? I remember it fondly...so does she.

Bla bla bla we all know you've never touched a girl the CONTEST IS ON!!!!

 

[bri]

Firsts:

First Goal: Smith

First Assist: Bolland

First Penalty: Hammer Time

First Fight: Carcillo



Season Totals:

Most Goals:Toews

Most Assists: Kane

Most Points: Kane

Best +/-: Keith

Most PIMS: Mayers

Most Blocked Shots: Montador

Hawks 11-12 Points: 108



Divison Standings WITH POINT TOTAL(tiebreaker):

1st- Chicago (108)

2nd- Detroit (100)

3rd- Blues (98)

4th- Nashville (84)

5th- Blue Jackets (80)

You forgot first hat trick and most hits.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

You forgot first hat trick and most hits.

I omit first hat trick cause it could possibly never happen and want to give away that picture. I'll put most hits, but the people who score hits sniff more glue than Lloyd Bridges in a control tower.

 

[sth]

Firsts:

First Goal:Frolik

First Assist:Bolland

First Penalty: Keith

First Fight:Mayers



Season Totals:

Most Goals:Sharp

Most Assists:Toews

Most Points:Sharp

Best +/-:Seabrook

Most PIMS:Carcillo

Most Hits:Seabrook

Most Blocked Shots:Hjalmarsson

Hawks 11-12 Points:101



Divison Standings WITH POINT TOTAL(tiebreaker):

1st-Det(104)

2nd-Chi(101)

3rd:Nsh(93)

4th-Col(82)

5th-Stl(79)

 

[bri]

Bri's predictions



Firsts:

First Goal:-Hossa

First Assist-Keith

First Penalty:-Bolland

First Fight:-Carcillo



Season Totals:

Most Goals:-Sharp

Most Assists:-Toews

Most Points:-Kaner

Best +/-:Keith

Most PIMS:-Carcillo

Most Hits:-Seabrook

Most Blocked Shots:-Hjalmarsson

Hawks 11-12 Points:-104



Divison Standings WITH POINT TOTAL(tiebreaker):

1st-Hawks 104

2nd-Blues 100

3rd-Red Wings-96

4th-Nashville-90

5th-Columbus-78

 

[roshinaya]

Firsts:

First Goal: Toews

First Assist: Seabrook

First Penalty: Hjalmarsson

First Fight: Scott



Season Totals:

Most Goals: Toews

Most Assists: Kane

Most Points: Kane

Best +/-: Keith

Most PIMS: Carcillo

Most Hits: Seabrook

Most Blocked Shots: Hjalmarsson

Hawks 11-12 Points:110



Divison Standings WITH POINT TOTAL(tiebreaker):

1st- CHI 110

2nd- DET 106

3rd- STL 96

4th- NSH 92

5th- CBJ 87

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

You people are forgetting to put how many points/goals/assists etc those people are going to get.