Valuable advice to the gold-diggin lady

[The Count Dante]

http://laluttecontinue.tumblr.com/post/20069287160/a-letter-from-jp-morgan-ceo-to-gold-diggers</p>


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<span style="color:rgb(7,7,7);font-family:'Gotham Light';font-size:12px;">A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband</span>

<span style="color:rgb(7,7,7);font-family:'Gotham Light';font-size:12px;">A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:</span>

<span style="color:rgb(7,7,7);font-family:'Gotham Light';font-size:12px;">Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?</span></p>

 

[MassHavoc]

I assume that wasn't a real response from him, but it's dead on.</p>

 

[TSD]

yeah this is actually a fairly old internet thing that probably had its origins in some sort of reality, that springs up every now and again always with a different person taking the role of "Rich guy", though, the words still ring true.</p>

 

[MassHavoc]

What if you are using all that money to keep the woman hot though? Like surgery and spa treatments.... hah</p>

 

[TSD]

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What if you are using all that money to keep the woman hot though? Like surgery and spa treatments.... hah</p>
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Thats like spending $200 to repair your game console or spending $200 to get a brand new updated game console.</p>

 

[The Count Dante]

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Thats like spending $200 to repair your game console or spending $200 to get a brand new updated game console.</p>
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Amen! When she turns 36, trade her in for two 18's. </p>

 

[MassHavoc]

What if it's more like replacing the motherboard in your PC, then getting a new video card, then getting a new monitor.... upgrading the chasis not swapping it out for a flashy one that does the same thing.</p>

 

[The Count Dante]

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What if it's more like replacing the motherboard in your PC, then getting a new video card, then getting a new monitor.... upgrading the chasis not swapping it out for a flashy one that does the same thing.</p>
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Too much work, just get a new one. </p>

 

[MassHavoc]

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Too much work, just get a new one. </p>
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I guess if you have 500k a year you can afford to. hah.</p>

 

[The Count Dante]

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I guess if you have 500k a year you can afford to. hah.</p>
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Well of course I do...</p>


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Oh... 500...</p>


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Yeah, I didnt see those two extra zeros.</p>