Ways to Snap the Losing Streak

[Ton]

This could be fun, let Adam Burish kick things off:



[font=HelveticaNeue,]Burish on [/font]#Hawks[font=HelveticaNeue,]' slump: "Maybe somebody’s got to wear a yellow suit to the game—just something to break the staleness."[/font]



[font=HelveticaNeue,]Oh how the team could use some character right about now...[/font]

 

[winos5]

Sacrafice a case of Moulson and a nice steaming pile of poutine to the hockey gods...

 

[Rex]

Molson?

 

[Pez68]

Trust me, every guy on that team is changing things up trying to break out of this funk. Hockey players are weird like that.

 

[Ton]

Maybe it's time they go for a limo ride

 

[sth]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85i5CpyBv-Q[/media]



There is only one way to break the streak. Voodoo. Ask Pedro Cerrano.

 

[The Mule]

Magic beans!

 

[whiteevo]

i know i'm running out of shit to do. tried watching the game on the couch, then in the bed. changing my in-game beers, **** even what bullshit fanboy hawks shirt i'm wearin around the house. tuesday i even had the baby in her kaner jersey.



i'm out of ideas.

 

[winos5]

Could we get our captain to skate behind the opposing goalie and tell him his wife sucks pussy? And he knows its true cause she told him last night in bed? That worked for like 3 goals for Reggie's team.

 

[supraman]

They could try praying to Herb Brooks. I did that for Game 7 of the cup finals for boston and lo and behold Herb answered my prayers

 

[LordKOTL]

Could we get our captain to skate behind the opposing goalie and tell him his wife sucks pussy? And he knows its true cause she told him last night in bed? That worked for like 3 goals for Reggie's team.

One of my favorite lines from that movie.



I got an idea...how about Crawford wears a goatse.cx mask for this game...it would not only change things up, but when the moment of comprehension stikets the opposing shooters...they'd either keel over in laughter or disgust.

 

[fanof19]

Fearless leader (who sucks) could go and blow on everyone's sticks before the game. that might change up the juju.....

 

[Ashor-redtribe]

Ways to snap a losing streak you ask?.....how about win a game. In the words taken from the Outsiders Matt Dillon..."lets do it for Johnny!"

 

[roshinaya]

How about playing like professionals instead of lazy tossers and give a full effort for 60 minutes for a change.

 

[klemmer]

Fast forward to April 8th?

 

[the canadian dream]

1 name





youngblood

 

[jakobeast]

Thats it. They need to sign me.

 

[Tater]

Stu, I know it's not the end of the month yet but could you possibly change your underwear anyways to try to break the streak?

 

[jakobeast]

Stu, I know it's not the end of the month yet but could you possibly change your underwear anyways to try to break the streak?

If he changed his underwear there wouldn't be a streak.

 

[Tater]

If he changed his underwear there wouldn't be a streak.

Yes, but he would start a NEW streak. He obviously has a losing streak in there now.