Weird things ppl flex about

[Hawkeye OG]

Had a few things recently people have told me and I’m like why are you bragging about that?

- how early they wake up
- what percentile their baby is and how their baby is bigger than yours
- how many hours they work
- taking plane rides
- going to jail/prison

 

[ytsejam]

I got up early as ****.

 

[HeHateMe]

I got up early as ****.

To get on a plane to PRISON?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Moderating an obscure chicago sports message board lol

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Moderating an obscure chicago sports message board lol

Link?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Moderating an obscure chicago sports message board lol

Making sure everyone on the obscure sports message board about Chicago sports, in a hidden sub forum about politics that you are absolutely not voting for POTUS in the election because neither candidate DESERVES your vote

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Making sure everyone on the obscure sports message board about Chicago sports, in a hidden sub forum about politics that you are absolutely not voting for POTUS in the election because neither candidate DESERVES your vote

How is Texas treating you? Hot enough?

 

[HeHateMe]

Making sure everyone on the obscure sports message board about Chicago sports, in a hidden sub forum about politics that you are absolutely not voting for POTUS in the election because neither candidate DESERVES your vote

@truthbedamned

 

[Hawkeye OG]

How is Texas treating you? Hot enough?

All good brother! I hit the pool 3-4 times a week with my toddler.

Another flex - people that brag about heat. I.E. I’m from TX, AZ, NV etc and lecture ppl not from those places about not knowing real heat lol

 

[HeHateMe]

Making sure everyone on the obscure sports message board about Chicago sports, in a hidden sub forum about politics that you are absolutely not voting for POTUS in the election because neither candidate DESERVES your vote

@truthbedamned

 

[Penny Traitor]

Moderating an obscure chicago sports message board lol

Hey now...one day it's going to work and they let me into Solider Field for free. I even made me a laminated mod badge that gets me 10% off oversized sweatpants at my local Family Dollar!

Also weather flexs are weird AF. Looking at you Mr. Gym Shorts & Flip Flops in February. Please tell me again that it's not that cold while your feet are turning purple.

 

[ytsejam]

I saw a goat yesterday so **** you guys.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

All good brother! I hit the pool 3-4 times a week with my toddler.

Another flex - people that brag about heat. I.E. I’m from TX, AZ, NV etc and lecture ppl not from those places about not knowing real heat lol

OK I’m guilty as **** about this one.

 

[MDB111™]

All good brother! I hit the pool 3-4 times a week with my toddler.

Another flex - people that brag about heat. I.E. I’m from TX, AZ, NV etc and lecture ppl not from those places about not knowing real heat lol

What percentile is your toddler in bruh?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

What percentile is your toddler in bruh?

Like 1,000% so she’s better than other toddlers

 

[BBBF]

To get on a plane to PRISON?

Worth it to get a break from that fat baby,

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Making sure everyone on the obscure sports message board about Chicago sports, in a hidden sub forum about politics that you are absolutely not voting for POTUS in the election because neither candidate DESERVES your vote

Hello.

 

[BNB]

How much water they drink. A bonus is that they only drink water.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

How much water they drink. A bonus is that they only drink water.

Or the dudes that brag about how much light beer they can drink

 

[truthbedamned]

Or the dudes that brag about how much light beer they can drink

People actually drink light beer?