What are you looking for in a Presidential candidate?

[Ton]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/05/definitely-not-***.jpg



Well we know he has Todd Reynolds vote.

 

[LordKOTL]

What's the over/under that later in his political career he gets into a scandal like Mark Foley?

 

[MassHavoc]

Is he fired yet?

 

[Ymono37]

Is that serious? That made me laugh out loud. Might as well say, "Definitely doesn't keep a wide-stance in the Truck-Stop bathroom stall furthest from the wall on Route 9 just west of the Interstate next to the Burger King."

 

[MassHavoc]

Is that serious? That made me laugh out loud. Might as well say, "Definitely doesn't keep a wide-stance in the Truck-Stop bathroom stall furthest from the wall on Route 9 just west of the Interstate next to the Burger King."

Unfortunately it is. It's been going around for a couple of days now.

 

[IceHogsFan]

Wow, that picture is real?



How pitiful..........









Is there even a chance to seriously answer your question about who we are looking for in a POTUS candidate?

 

[jakobeast]

I am looking for a candidate that will protect me from the aliens(outter space kind), and looks like a black Loraxx. Cause my rent is too damn high.

 

[IceHogsFan]

I am looking for a candidate that will protect me from the aliens(outter space kind), and looks like a black Loraxx. Cause my rent is too damn high.

But don't your teeth need to be cleaned and your belly lined with delicious morsels as well?



Who shall provide????

 

[bri]

A lot of *** guys are married and have kids.

 

[IceHogsFan]

A lot of *** guys are married and have kids.

Do you many personally?

 

[bubbleheadchief]

Is that serious? That made me laugh out loud. Might as well say, "Definitely doesn't keep a wide-stance in the Truck-Stop bathroom stall furthest from the wall on Route 9 just west of the Interstate next to the Burger King."

I am worried that you used that much detail....never stand behind me.

 

[TSD]

Do you many personally?

That reminds me of a story, last weekend I was hanging out with my buddy who plays on a club rugby team the chicago shamrocks, they played the "*** team" yes a rugby team of all *** men. At the bar afterwards one of the *** rugby players grabbed my buddies junk, in front of said *** players boyfriend, my buddy looks at his boyfriend and goes, "Aren't you mad? This is why nobody takes you people seriously."



Although I would have found it funny and probably wouldnt have cared, Id take any *** dude wanting to grab my junk as a compliment.

 

[Ymono37]

I am worried that you used that much detail....never stand behind me.

Well... the point was that making a statement as the one in the picture might be just as well using that much declarative information regarding sexual preference.



Besides, silly - that's where we met.

 

[BigPete]

That might as well have said "Definitely not black"



It would have been just as offensive. What the hell is wrong with people!?!?!?!



Christians are the biggest fucking hypocrites I swear to....

 

[MassHavoc]

What am I looking for? Bewbs... sweet sweet rack on the president. It can still be a dude. But they are all mindless robots spewing the same worthless propaganda, so just give me something nice to look at while I'm ignoring the words that are coming out of your mouth.

 

[Tater]

What am I looking for? Bewbs... sweet sweet rack on the president. It can still be a dude. But they are all mindless robots spewing the same worthless propaganda, so just give me something nice to look at while I'm ignoring the words that are coming out of your mouth.

That sounds just like the way you look for a piece of ass.

 

[MassHavoc]

That sounds just like the way you look for a piece of ass.

I'm strangely comfortable with it.

 

[LordKOTL]

You can't frget a protruding chin, mass. That way your bals have a place to rest comfortably.

 

[MassHavoc]

You can't frget a protruding chin, mass. That way your bals have a place to rest comfortably.

Good point, normally I just use the adams apple... Hiyo!

 

[TSD]

I look for all my personal qualities in a political candidate. Although were that the case he or she would not be a political candidate.