What Do You Envy?

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I'll start. I have bitten my nails all my life, until recently. It's a disgusting habit, I should be ashamed, and I am ashamed, although I only ever did it privately (as opposed to fellow wage-slaves who clip their nails and/or use dental picks on the train/bus or in their cubicles/offices).

I evolved belatedly to using nail clippers about a month ago, and cannot master it for the life of me. I either only half-clip the nail or I go too deep and bleed profusely. The curvature never results in as smooth a cut as I used to have when biting them myself.

For ****'s sake, I used to be able to have my butterfly knife from back pocket to sharp and in hand in 2 seconds. This shouldn't be that hard.

I envy people who can use nail clippers effectively. What do you envy?
 
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I envy people with 20+ trees in their backyard.
 

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I envy @Thomas31 for his eloquence.





BEARS
Never been referred to as eloquent before. I'm touched....?

I'm just glad that people finally recognize me. Even though I've been posting on this site for years...lol.....

I envy all those posters who post witty comments that get a bunch of likes
I envy Chiefs fans, b/c they are watching a future HOFer play qb....
I envy all those people out there who help others without anyone noticing, just b/c it's the right thing to do.

I would also envy anyone who decided to get me a Audi R8 for Christmas....lol...

BEARS
 

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How was your time at the University of Chicago?

No, wait....you didnt go there, that was me at got his MBA there

Not buying it.

I did not attend UoC but do have my college degree. And, I am surprised that you can spell University of Chicago. Your writing and reasoning does not indicate that you have any post high school education. Well, maybe a GED.
 

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We have wisteria growing at our house. It's all over our neighborhood. Really grows well in Albuquerque.
How do u like it? Looks totally doc Seuss to me.
 

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