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What would you do if you had a time machine?
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go back and not draft carimi
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Go back and place huge bets on who'd win the superbowl, nba finals, etc. and give exact scores.
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undo that last texas hold 'em hand I just played. I folded before the flop on a full house
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I think I'd kill bin laden... And then give myself next weeks lotto numbers.
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I'd win every lottery drawing every week.
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I would tell Bush and Cheney they were grounded and had to stay in their rooms on 9/11
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I would create a new paradigm time loop for resources and information, much like anyone else.
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I'd go get a BJ from your current gf/wife while she was in high school... And I'd be real disrespectful about it...
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But the real question is, would you be able to do this, before I went back in time to perform a vasectomy on your dad? :thinking:
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Check and mate... Haha...
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2016 World Series Champs!
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I would go back and abort myself. Only after I redid the threesome that didn't come to fruition. Haha
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For fucks sake... This thread turned dark...
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I would restart this thread.
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I would publish the time machine before H.G. Wells
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Go back to the time before I had a time machine.
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I would prevent Pearl Harbor, 9-11 and make sure the Cubs actually won a few World Series.
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I need one with a very high capacity, to send most of the current population back to the stone age...starting with attorneys/politicians.
I'll stay behind.
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I would go back and screw all the women I passed on.
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