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Personally, I slept with the kool-aid man b/c I love marijuana.
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Personally, I slept with the kool-aid man b/c I love marijuana.
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Clever.... but im not telling you what my birthday is! 
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I stabbed a golf ball because I'm a pimp.
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I beat a porn star because I'm a pimp.
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I banged Paris Hilton because I love to snort cocaine....
I like to think there is some cause and effect going on in my story.
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I may have gotten the best one: I ate my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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I shanked an easter egg because I'm a pimp.
All in a day's work.
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I shanked a drink for the same reason.
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I shot my load cause I couldn't remember my birthday....
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I beat a bum because I have AMAZING boobs.
Wait a minute... I didn't beat a bum.
Wait a minute... I didn't beat a bum.
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I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that/I love marijuana.
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I slept with my lover cause hoes keep stealing my tacos
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I stabbed a french because I love to snort cocaine
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I flew off David Copperfield because monkeys eat bananas.
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I slept with a hippie because I love to snort cocaine.
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I cuddled with the cookie monster because I'm a pimp.
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I smoked with a homo because I've got abs.
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