When does public masturbation go too far?

[thedude33]

There's a problem in our society today. Somewhere along the way it became wrong to love yourself. Now, I know I love me some me and I know you love you some you, but if you're open about your feelings for yourself people frowned upon you for some reason. It's "selfish" to you say, "I love myself." Also, twirling your meat in a bank will get you arrested (thanks for "enlightening" me, Officer Schultz!).

Why is this so? Can't I be open about who I am? I guess not. I'm forced to put on "Scream" mask and go on chat roulette with the rest of the people. This is the real crime, if you ask me. For shame, Society. For shame.

Also, does anyone know a good lawyer?

Thanks,

thedude33

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

lulz

 

[clonetrooper264]

Rofl.

 

[Jntg4]

South Park had that on yesterday (the chat roulette part), lol.

 

[Popinski Soda]

There's a problem in our society today. Somewhere along the way it became wrong to love yourself. Now, I know I love me some me and I know you love you some you, but if you're open about your feelings for yourself people frowned upon you for some reason. It's "selfish" to you say, "I love myself." Also, twirling your meat in a bank will get you arrested (thanks for "enlightening" me, Officer Schultz!).

Why is this so? Can't I be open about who I am? I guess not. I'm forced to put on "Scream" mask and go on chat roulette with the rest of the people. This is the real crime, if you ask me. For shame, Society. For shame.

Also, does anyone know a good lawyer?

Thanks,

thedude33

Sure do. Here you go:

http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/bar/14250-would-you-pay-%2450.html

Apparently her retainer-fee is only $50. Take it from a person who is 'well-versed' in the legal system, that's a helluva deal.


J

 

[Popinski Soda]

Who knows, she might even be able to 'help you' with the actual masturbation part of it as well.

For a nominal fee, of course.


J