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[zack54attack]

Put an alligator in Humboldt Park Lagoon last night?

Officials confirm alligator living in Humboldt Park Lagoon, drawing curiosity seekers

Chicago officials confirmed an alligator was living in Humboldt Park Lagoon after several people reported seeing the animal there Tuesday morning and others shared photos of it. UPDATE: Alligator i…

www.chicagotribune.com

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I don't **** with that place now that it is becoming gentrified.

 

[number51]

Blackened alligator po boy?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Can we put this in The Urblock thread?

 

[Ares]

Can we put Urblock in the lagoon?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Can we put Urblock in the lagoon?

Rango will RIP your nutsack off your body and eat it for lunch.

 

[CRM 114]

Good thing @Urblock has a gun.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Imagine having a drinking and anger problem like @Urblock and owning a gun.

 

[CRM 114]

Imagine having a drinking and anger problem like @Urblock and owning a gun.

Very scary thought indeed. Luckily he’s downstate where no one ever needs to pass through and he never leaves his bumblefuckian town.

 

[BearDen]

Very scary thought indeed. Luckily he’s downstate where no one ever needs to pass through and he never leaves his bumblefuckian town.

Hard to leave when he has a broken foot, which is apparently a thing worth humblebragging about for him.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

In a perfect world, he has shot himself in the foot.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Imagine having a drinking and anger problem like @Urblock and owning a gun.

But he needs that gun to battle the government in case we transport to 1776

 

[number51]

But he needs that gun to battle the government in case we transport to 1776

If @Urblock was transported back to 1776 with @Rango and his modern weapons, he would have kicked ass, like god on Earth, changed the course of history. Invaded England and made those tea sipping sissies our colonies, then cut them loose after we raided their coffers, who needs those inbred fucks.

 

[Tater]

Put an alligator in Humboldt Park Lagoon last night?

 

[nvanprooyen]

Blackened alligator po boy?

WHAT

 

[zack54attack]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1148954554425335808

 

[zack54attack]

#GatorWatch

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1148977807873183744

 

[number51]

WHAT

It's a sandwich idiot!

Not you nvanprooyen.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

#GatorWatch

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1148977807873183744

whose the idiot out there in a canoe

 

[ruprecht]

Lol at "an alligator like animal"