Who's ready for a shaven Jako?

[jakobeast]

The Hawks won. Therefore, I am gonna be clean shaven, short hair, and so on. If I can get channel 7 out, it will be done soon. If not, it may be late July.



Who is ready?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[MassHavoc]

I want first crack with the razor. I'm right there with you about to go shave myself.

 

[Tommy 0]

I just bought a sweet ECHO weed wacker would love to give it a try if you will let me.

 

[MassHavoc]

I shaved the beard to a goatee, to a pedo stache, with pictures you guys will never shop.

 

[IceHogsFan]

Will he be naked at the rally?



Inquiring minds want to know







































AND SEE!

 

[the canadian dream]

I think we are about to witness true global warming. Chopping up Jako is worse that chopping up the Brazilian rain forests.



Someone call Gore to stop this craziness!!!

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="MassHavoc"]I want first crack with the razor. I'm right there with you about to go shave myself.[/quote]

If anyone gets first crack... it's BeastKeeper. 2nd crack goes to me. 3rd is debatable.



Besides... he's gonna by a pussy and have a "professional" do it. Wuss.



Gimme a rusty straight-edge and some vodka and it'll be over in 5 minutes.



I shaved after the game and spent most of the night with my face itching due to razor-burn: worth it.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="IceHogsFan"]Will he be naked at the rally?



Inquiring minds want to know







































AND SEE![/quote]



For my sake, I don't think I want to see Jako running around naked on Michigan. Now, if he had a Hawks logo somewhere blocking the view of his ass, on the other hand...That could be interesting...

 

[jakobeast]

You betcha Beastkeeper has first crack. I think my mom and pop want 2nd.

 

[Tater]

[quote name="the canadian dream"]I think we are about to witness true global warming. Chopping up Jako is worse that chopping up the Brazilian rain forests.



Someone call Gore to stop this craziness!!![/quote]



More different species will be destroyed than all that exist on the Galapagos islands and the Amazon combined.

 

[MassHavoc]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



For my sake, I don't think I want to see Jako running around naked on Michigan. Now, if he had a Hawks logo somewhere blocking the view of his ass, on the other hand...That could be interesting...[/quote]

IT'S HIS ASS YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT? That's one of the few redeeming qualities.

 

[klemmer]

"a shaven Jako"?????



sounds like a treatment for crabs.

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="klemmer"]"a shaven Jako"?????



sounds like a treatment for crabs.[/quote]

Nah, he's got a special comb for that.

 

[bri]

Doesn't he kind of look like that smart Chinese guy right now?

 

[sth]

[quote name="bri"]Doesn't he kind of look like that smart Chinese guy right now?[/quote]

Confucious say Jako need hair to maintain his Jako essence. :clap:

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="MassHavoc"]

IT'S HIS ASS YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT? That's one of the few redeeming qualities.[/quote]



Redeeming qualities??????

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="sth"]

Confucious say Jako need hair to maintain his Jako essence. :clap:[/quote]



Actually, that does kinda look like me.



I did a partial shave. I cleaned up the goatee and now I have big sideburns.

 

[bri]

[quote name="jakobeast"]



Actually, that does kinda look like me.



I did a partial shave. I cleaned up the goatee and now I have big sideburns.[/quote]





They could call you Condoucheious. Hun, I don't think you're a ******, but I've seen other people say mean things like that to you. This way you could feel a sense of importance. When they quote you they can say "Condoucheious Says."This was another of my bathtub epiphanies. I think it's cause a bubblebath relaxes me and clears my mind so all these great ideas pop into it. Remember last year, that's where I came up with Glazed and Confused.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

[quote name="bri"]





They could call you Condoucheious. Hun, I don't think you're a ******, but I've seen other people say mean things like that to you. This way you could feel a sense of importance. When they quote you they can say "Condoucheious Says."This was another of my bathtub epiphanies. I think it's cause a bubblebath relaxes me and clears my mind so all these great ideas pop into it. Remember last year, that's where I came up with Glazed and Confused.[/quote]

I like it :clap: By the way do you use "Mr. Bubbles" bubble bath?