Who's Your Daddy?

[winos5]

Mobile van providing DNA tests to people in NYC neighborhoods. Sign of the times or valuable service? Certainly seems like the business found a niche to exploit. Props to them.

 

[Tater]

Maury Povich must be involved in this.

 

[The Count Dante]

Ok, I admit it, I love those Povich ones. But only when the chick is on there for like the 6th time and even number 6 aint baby daddy...



Now, I am not one to judge a young lady who partakes in love with too many guys to be able to pin down a daddy, but you are gonna bring you and them on tv? Lemme go get my Garrett's....

 

[bri]

Ok, I admit it, I love those Povich ones. But only when the chick is on there for like the 6th time and even number 6 aint baby daddy...



Now, I am not one to judge a young lady who partakes in love with too many guys to be able to pin down a daddy, but you are gonna bring you and them on tv? Lemme go get my Garrett's....

But, she's a thousand percent sure he's the daddy.

 

[The Count Dante]

But, she's a thousand percent sure he's the daddy.

And he is always 1000 and a half percent sure. And horrible at math as well it seems.

 

[bri]

And he is always 1000 and a half percent sure. And horrible at math as well it seems.

I always like how they say there is no other possibility and then they end up bringing about 10 guys and still can't find the dad. These are some real sluts and I'm not judging them, but hey, try some birth control.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I can't believe that the talented Maury Povich still has a show.

 

[The Count Dante]

I always like how they say there is no other possibility and then they end up bringing about 10 guys and still can't find the dad. These are some real sluts and I'm not judging them, but hey, try some birth control.

And then the chickie storms off to cry while the dude is all I WON! I WON! I WON!



Every time I am sick and stay home from work I pray Maury has the ghetto rat sluts on!

 

[bri]

And then the chickie storms off to cry while the dude is all I WON! I WON! I WON!



Every time I am sick and stay home from work I pray Maury has the ghetto rat sluts on!

The cheater stories are great too. That white stuff on his underwear was powdered sugar from when he was eating a donut.

 

[TSD]

I always like how they say there is no other possibility and then they end up bringing about 10 guys and still can't find the dad. These are some real sluts and I'm not judging them, but hey, try some birth control.

Like springer ended up becoming fake, nowadays I question the validity of all of the situations on there.

 

[bri]

Like springer ended up becoming fake, nowadays I question the validity of all of the situations on there.

And you would have been the IHN member I voted most like to be on Maury.

 

[mikita's helmet]

nowadays I question the validity of all of the situations on there.

Here, too



Proly a bunch of 300 400 lb transvestites posting here all acting like they aren't 300 400 lb transvestites.

 

[winos5]

Here, too



Proly a bunch of 300 400 lb transvestites posting here all acting like they aren't 300 400 lb transvestites.

Hey man, I'm only 250 (with empty pockets, no shoes, and after a good shit.. And the cross dressing was only a phase.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Hey man, I'm only 250 (with empty pockets, no shoes, and after a good shit.. And the cross dressing was only a phase.

247 for me, but I post in diapers.

 

[sth]

I always like how they say there is no other possibility and then they end up bringing about 10 guys and still can't find the dad. These are some real sluts and I'm not judging them, but hey, try some birth control.

I'm waiting for Trojan condom company to make a commercial from this. "Don't end up on Maury...use Trojan." But seriously you would think if a guy was going to the house of a lady who has done it with 9 other guys in a week would bring a condom.

 

[bookjones]

Ok, I admit it, I love those Povich ones. But only when the chick is on there for like the 6th time and even number 6 aint baby daddy...



Now, I am not one to judge a young lady who partakes in love with too many guys to be able to pin down a daddy, but you are gonna bring you and them on tv? Lemme go get my Garrett's....

"Chicago Mix" for the motherfucking ONLY WIN!

 

[LordKOTL]

(He rich?) Is he rich like me?



Someone had to.

 

[The Count Dante]

"Chicago Mix" for the motherfucking ONLY WIN!

Woah... people actually DONT get the mix? It is the closest food I have found that can make me relate to crack and meth addicts.

 

[KMChechASS69r]

"Chicago Mix" for the motherfucking ONLY WIN!

I may just be a Special person from Michigan but if yer talkin about the popcorn mix, that shit Is the "snooge to the mutherfuckin' dooge!" Crack sees that shit and says "damn I wish that good!"