@mistereffoex
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Do you want to know what shook me at the core about last night's game? No, it wasn't the great team defense and overall performance by a team without the league's reigning MVP. No, it wasn't the dazzling moves and abnormally oversized cranium of JL3 (whom I call 'The Third Coming'). And no, it wasn't the offensive production we have been impatiently waiting on from Rip 'The Fragile One' Hamilton.
What scared me with excitement about last night's game was Carlos Boozer dunking the basketball. So often have I been teased by CB when he charges the rim at full speed only to politely kiss the ball off the backboard and into the hoop. It got to the point that I thought he was doing this to mess with me on purpose (because yeah, CB and I are cool like that). I've grown accustomed to Carlos changing like a Transformer from tough guy into pussy when it's Optimus Time (get it?) to dunk; and I'm numb to the idea of him flushing the ball like a grown man in the NBA should.
Last night, Carlos gave me feeling again. He dunked, and then he dunked again..harder. I have a wife that I just married in St. Thomas nine days ago, so I feel comfortable in telling you that his dunks last night gave me a chubby. If Boozer continues to slam dunk the basketball throughout the playoffs, no other team will want to see—let alone play—our Chicago Bulls.
What scared me with excitement about last night's game was Carlos Boozer dunking the basketball. So often have I been teased by CB when he charges the rim at full speed only to politely kiss the ball off the backboard and into the hoop. It got to the point that I thought he was doing this to mess with me on purpose (because yeah, CB and I are cool like that). I've grown accustomed to Carlos changing like a Transformer from tough guy into pussy when it's Optimus Time (get it?) to dunk; and I'm numb to the idea of him flushing the ball like a grown man in the NBA should.
Last night, Carlos gave me feeling again. He dunked, and then he dunked again..harder. I have a wife that I just married in St. Thomas nine days ago, so I feel comfortable in telling you that his dunks last night gave me a chubby. If Boozer continues to slam dunk the basketball throughout the playoffs, no other team will want to see—let alone play—our Chicago Bulls.