Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers

[BiscuitintheBasket]

http://gawker.com/5985894/woman-caught-having-sex-with-pit-bull-in-backyard-undeterred-by-presence-of-police-officers

Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers

Police in Las Vegas were called to the home of a 23-year-old woman earlier this week after her neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard.



When cops arrived at the scene they found Kara Vandereyk "naked and on the ground," engaging in an unspecified sexual act with the dog.



According to the police report, Vandereyk, who appeared to be on drugs, greeted the officers with a "hi" and proceeded to "touch the dog in a sexual way."



She was covered with a blanket and asked a series of questions about her identity, the current date, and the name of the President, none of which she was able to answer.



Vandereyk reportedly told the officers that she was "bipolar," and claimed to be on "prescription medication."

Animal control was called in to remove the dog, and Vandereyk was arrested on a charge of open or gross lewdness.



Vandereyk was looking much better just six months ago, when she was arrested in Utah for an unspecified crime.

 

[PatrickShart]

 

[jakobeast]

 

[bri]

Part of your stable?





Seriously, that is so disturbing. It brings back memories of Graham talking about the video of his friend's mom doing it with a dog. What is wrong with these people?

 

[LordKOTL]

There's a "Give a dog a bone" joke in here.

 

[MassHavoc]

I love that the article says neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pittbull.... in the backyard... in broad daylight... like if she was inside not disturbing anyone there would be nothing wrong with it.

 

[MassHavoc]

DA!

 

[mikita's helmet]

There's a "Give a dog a bone" joke in here.

or "dog give her a bone."

 

[supraman]

Why would they take the dog away? I doubt he was upset about the ordeal

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Why would they take the dog away? I doubt he was upset about the ordeal

I think that depends on how clean the vayjayjay was that he was licking.

 

[The Count Dante]

I was distressed to find that the new woman I was seeing was cheating on me!! And I had to hear about it from the internetwebs?!

 

[bri]

I think that depends on how clean the vayjayjay was that he was licking.

She probably had to use peanut butter like on NIpTuck.

 

[sth]

She probably had to use peanut butter like on NIpTuck.

I know that's how they got Mr. Ed to talk. So I guess it might as well work for that.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

I was distressed to find that the new woman I was seeing was cheating on me!! And I had to hear about it from the internetwebs?!

Count, I welcome you to the 21st Century!



Though if she is cheating on you with a pitbull, perhaps you need to practice your carpet cleaning skills a bit more.

 

[The Count Dante]

Count, I welcome you to the 21st Century!



Though if she is cheating on you with a pitbull, perhaps you need to practice your carpet cleaning skills a bit more.

I mean, I saw her facie-book page status change to "Nuthing but a dog in me" but I just figured she really liked George Clinton...

 

[CLWolf81]

As they say --- What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.



I'm sure she preferred doggystyle, but I wasn't expecting this.



Maybe she prefers it ruff? I'll stop.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Funny how some are picturing oral while others are picturing Rover just a humpin' away.

 

[CLWolf81]

Its a pitbull she was with. You expect it to be nice?



Here's the Vegas article on it.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Funny how some are picturing oral while others are picturing Rover just a humpin' away.

Maybe both. Dogs are pretty flexible.

 

[The Count Dante]

I am wondering if the cops had to pay extra for the show. As I recall the Tijuana Donkey Show wasnt free...