Working the Nightshift but Staying up All Night & All Day

[Chief Walking Stick]

So I just recently started a job where I work overnight. I spend most of my time posting on a random forum and have so much downtime that I'm even able to post pics of my fake arms with sticky notes on them talking shit.

Really gets the girls wet in the hood.

I have adapted to working nights by also staying up all day and raging on the internet nonstop.

Anyone else found out about this life hack and practicing the same discipline?

 

[ursamajor]

The guy who averages nearly 3k posts/year, makes an effeminate thread to whine about how much a guy that posts around 600x/year, posts.

Sounds legit.

 

[MDB111™]

The guy who averages nearly 3k posts/year, makes an effeminate thread to whine about how much a guy that posts around 600x/year, posts.

Sounds legit.

I miss Rory

 

[HeHateMe]

So I just recently started a job where I work overnight. I spend most of my time posting on a random forum and have so much downtime that I'm even able to post pics of my fake arms with sticky notes on them talking shit.

Really gets the girls wet in the hood.

I have adapted to working nights by also staying up all day and raging on the internet nonstop.

Anyone else found out about this life hack and practicing the same discipline?

As your long time friend both online and irl I really have to discourage you from this lifestyle choice. It isn't a life hack at all, it's actually the beginning of a quick descent into insanity.

I know a guy from college that didn't have a lot going for himself in many ways but I'm sure his parents loved him enough. Personality? Sort of overly familiar. Bragged about his dink a lot even tho nobody ever asked him. Looks? Sorta weird - 6'5 but skinnyfat and get this: only has a 4.5' wingspan. Like I said weird af. Anyways this dude couldn't really operate socially very well and became very withdrawn from ppl irl. Started out by watching hours of "the knife show" on QVC, then retreated further online to Dungeons and Dragons forums pretending to be a dad looking for people to play with his "kids." Ended up so isolated that he ended up getting some night watchman job at fracking operation, never to be seen again IRL but if u stumble upon him on the internet, he's out there 24/7 tryna make friends or pwn his enemies with all sorts of random made-up stories and complex, but incredibly unclever insults.

Anyways long story short, don't set yourself up to be a total loser like that guy. Get your 8 hours of sober sleep every night and plenty of daily sunshine and you're basically guaranteed to avoid early onset boomer hermit syndrome.

 

[ursamajor]

As your long time friend both online and irl I really have to discourage you from this lifestyle choice. It isn't a life hack at all, it's actually the beginning of a quick descent into insanity.

I know a guy from college that didn't have a lot going for himself in many ways but I'm sure his parents loved him enough. Personality? Sort of overly familiar. Bragged about his dink a lot even tho nobody ever asked him. Looks? Sorta weird - 6'5 but skinnyfat and get this: only has a 4.5' wingspan. Like I said weird af. Anyways this dude couldn't really operate socially very well and became very withdrawn from ppl irl. Started out by watching hours of "the knife show" on QVC, then retreated further online to Dungeons and Dragons forums pretending to be a dad looking for people to play with his "kids." Ended up so isolated that he ended up getting some night watchman job at fracking operation, never to be seen again IRL but if u stumble upon him on the internet, he's out there 24/7 tryna make friends or pwn his enemies with all sorts of random made-up stories and complex, but incredibly unclever insults.

Anyways long story short, don't set yourself up to be a total loser like that guy. Get your 8 hours of sober sleep every night and plenty of daily sunshine and you're basically guaranteed to avoid early onset boomer hermit syndrome.

As long as that post was, it was short on the lulz

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

As your long time friend both online and irl I really have to discourage you from this lifestyle choice. It isn't a life hack at all, it's actually the beginning of a quick descent into insanity.

I know a guy from college that didn't have a lot going for himself in many ways but I'm sure his parents loved him enough. Personality? Sort of overly familiar. Bragged about his dink a lot even tho nobody ever asked him. Looks? Sorta weird - 6'5 but skinnyfat and get this: only has a 4.5' wingspan. Like I said weird af. Anyways this dude couldn't really operate socially very well and became very withdrawn from ppl irl. Started out by watching hours of "the knife show" on QVC, then retreated further online to Dungeons and Dragons forums pretending to be a dad looking for people to play with his "kids." Ended up so isolated that he ended up getting some night watchman job at fracking operation, never to be seen again IRL but if u stumble upon him on the internet, he's out there 24/7 tryna make friends or pwn his enemies with all sorts of random made-up stories and complex, but incredibly unclever insults.

Anyways long story short, don't set yourself up to be a total loser like that guy. Get your 8 hours of sober sleep every night and plenty of daily sunshine and you're basically guaranteed to avoid early onset boomer hermit syndrome.

Very good advice, thank you. Are we still meeting at bdubs in Crystal lake for Bears this week?

 

[HeHateMe]

Very good advice, thank you. Are we still meeting at bdubs in Crystal lake for Bears this week?

Absolutely ?

 

[MDB111™]

?

 

[FozzyBear]

Im suppose to be working nightshift but Ive been on days for 4-5 weeks. I dont think they are gonna send me back either. Maybe I should work worserer. It sucks in a way. All this newly acquired vitamin D is making me too fucking jolly. Being happy might make me more miserable than my non Vit D pale sickly looking arse.

Definitely miss my night differential. And Day shift is 3 hours longer. BUT whatever I guess, out there getting the fam vittles.

Its also good if you want to avoid seeing your family and other day walkers. Waking up @ 430 in the morning is overrated.

 

[airtime143]

Working overnight tonight... sucks ass now but after a couple hours sleep it is 3 and a half day weekend time!