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Worst Band Ever
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"Hay fellas, we've mastered Guitar Hero, beat the shit out of Rock Band 4, time to go on tour!"
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Holy ****...that is one of the most painful things I've ever heard. I can do better than that on any of their instruments and a few more...
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The giant block letters "MUSIC" behind them in case anyone was wondering.
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You like that guitar solo? :lol:
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The Clapton cover is just as good.
The Clapton cover is just as good.
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Clapton was covering the J.J. Cale song Cocaine, so Cale is spinning in his grave right now, while Clapton pukes.
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Shoot the drummer first.
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First youtube comment:
"Actually I'm not sure if you people are joking. This band is one of my favorite Avant-Garde-style Prog Rock bands. Notice how they manage to stay close with the polyrhythmics (the guitarist plays a quarter note before the bassist and changes to higher tempo in the solo, the drummer and rhythm guitarist play in 7/8 and 9/8 for each two bars, etc), and every bar the time signature changes (4/4 in the first bar but then suddenly 15/16, 5/4, 33/32, 13/16 and so on, respectively). The singer also adds psychedelia to the song by singing also the delay vocals. The backing vocals in the second verse are changed to make fascinating dissonance with the dominant key. Also notice that the drummer uses only the ride cymbal throughout the song, which shows his technical virtuoso abilities. After the solo, the singer modulates his singing 3/4-step up, which makes reference to arab music, but the band stays the same. Truly, I find these guys so pioneering, they're like 20 years ahead of their time."
It's like an art critic praising a toddlers finger painting like it's a brilliant groundbreaking masterpiece.
"Actually I'm not sure if you people are joking. This band is one of my favorite Avant-Garde-style Prog Rock bands. Notice how they manage to stay close with the polyrhythmics (the guitarist plays a quarter note before the bassist and changes to higher tempo in the solo, the drummer and rhythm guitarist play in 7/8 and 9/8 for each two bars, etc), and every bar the time signature changes (4/4 in the first bar but then suddenly 15/16, 5/4, 33/32, 13/16 and so on, respectively). The singer also adds psychedelia to the song by singing also the delay vocals. The backing vocals in the second verse are changed to make fascinating dissonance with the dominant key. Also notice that the drummer uses only the ride cymbal throughout the song, which shows his technical virtuoso abilities. After the solo, the singer modulates his singing 3/4-step up, which makes reference to arab music, but the band stays the same. Truly, I find these guys so pioneering, they're like 20 years ahead of their time."
It's like an art critic praising a toddlers finger painting like it's a brilliant groundbreaking masterpiece.
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I like posting.
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I am actually afraid of listening to this.
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That did not ease my pain.
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Hate you for posting, I'ma going all Syd Barrett between the ears.
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The lunatics are in the grass.
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Lol. My dogs ran out of the room. Worse than I imagined.
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Great comedy routine. I lost it at the 'Ahhhhhhhhh'
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Short but sweet.
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Still better than Nickelback.
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Or one of the finest examples of trolling I've seen...