WOW there is so much going on...

[The Count Dante]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/vagina-as-holster-675432</p>


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Best. Two. Paragraphs. Ever. </p>


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<p style="font-size:13px;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">JANUARY 8--A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused <span> was performing a sex act.</span></p>
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<p style="font-size:13px;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span>To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road� and “No Country for Old Men.�</span></p>

 

[LordKOTL]

Dafuq did I just read?</p>

 

[CLWolf81]

Uhhh.... ok.... I don't even want to know how it got in there anyway.</p>

 

[Tater]

Hey, accidents happen. Cut them a break.   :icon-razz:</p>

 

[JOVE23]

Speaking as a journalist that is a God awful lede.</p>

 

[CLWolf81]

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Hey, accidents happen. Cut them a break.   :icon-razz:</p>
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If you consider the substitution of a penis for a gun an accident, sure... </p>


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And all this over aliens? I never thought a debate over ET would cause this much comedy... but it did.</p>

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

Sex Pistols!

 

[jakobeast]

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Speaking as a journalist that is a God awful lede.</p>
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Speaking as a person that drives a car, those are words.</p>