Ya Cant Make This Shit Up

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The other night on the South Side of Chicago, 2 guys decide to stick up the 7-11. One of the robbers dons a mask. The two of them walk into the place, pull a gun, and announce a hold up. The cashier tells the robber with the mask on that 7-11 has a no mask policy, and if doesnt take the mask off he will have to call the cops... The robber complies and takes off said mask. The cashier then notices that the robber has bright orange tips on his dreads. The robbers flee with the cash, but the one with the mask decides to make it on foot while robber #1 gets in his car. A few hours later, an undercover cop car sees a guy walking around in the snow in the frigid weather with no shoes or coat on. They pull up to him thinking its some homeless guy wandering about and they were going to get him to a shelter. The guy immediately asks the cops for a ride as he didnt want to get his Michael Jordan sneakers wet in the snow,hence the bare feet. One of cops gets out to frisk the guy before putting him in the back of the car and notices he has bright orange tips on his dreads under his hoodie. The rest was standard police procedures...lol


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I hear these stories all the time.

One of my favorites are the one where the guy goes to rob a bank and the teller says she can’t open the drawer without a manager. She tells the guy that he’ll have to come back in an hour when the manger is there. So he leaves and comes back 1 hour later. With the police waiting of course.

Another one is the guy that wrote the hold-up note on the back of his own deposit slip with his name and address printed on the front.
 

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Come down to the true south. I know a guy who robbed a churches chicken that dropped the money and ran with chicken. True story
 

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My mother is retired ISP, and my father is still active duty in Law Enforcement. The stories they would tell me as a kid, and even now as an adult are funny as shit. Its like you said BB you cant make this crap up.
 

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