[quote name="jakobeast"]
*****, my birthday really should be a month long, with at least a month of preparing before and a month or two after to let the dust settle.
December 22nd for those that don't know. Write it down on your calendars.[/quote]
OMG! And it's almost THREE FUCKING MONTHS AWAY. You are a ******!
I'll make sure you find you the best pile of Bones Dog shit I can find.
Maybe if you are lucky, you'll get one of the petrified patties.