You're at the bar with some buddies...

[Rush]

Your pal says the first round is on him. What are you ordering?

Crown & Coke.

Also if you don't have friends, use the scenario that you're pouring yourself a drink in your home bar (or messy kitchen table)....what are you pouring?

 

[TL1961]

In a bar I would order the same thing I was going to have otherwise, unless he suggests we try something different than we normally drink. Either way I am buying the next round.

 

[Leomaz]

Long Island Ice Tea

 

[KittiesKorner]

I put them all on ignore and start talking to c3p0

 

[RacerX]

Your pal says the first round is on him. What are you ordering?

Crown & Coke.

Also if you don't have friends, use the scenario that you're pouring yourself a drink in your home bar (or messy kitchen table)....what are you pouring?

Too many variables to answer directly ->
1. which bar and what are they offering?
2. What is the budget/net worth of your buddy?
3. what time of evening/night, and what have you pre-gamed and what is the end goal for the night?

Also, regardless of circumstance, would never be Crown & Coke, wtf????

 

[Penny Traitor]

I am a vodka drinker in the summer months, so likely a vodka & tonic.

Unless I am some place swanky, then I am ordering JCB Vodka neat. The truffle infused one is to simply die for and totally worth all the shit I am going to take when the buddy buying the round wonders who had the $40 drink.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Your pal says the first round is on him. What are you ordering?

Crown & Coke.

Also if you don't have friends, use the scenario that you're pouring yourself a drink in your home bar (or messy kitchen table)....what are you pouring?

To many variables, I don’t have a go to. Am I on vacation? Local bar? What day of the week is it? Did I drive to the bar or have a ride? Have I already had dinner?

Edit: also in the Midwest, knowing what season it is matters

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Too many variables to answer directly ->
1. which bar and what are they offering?
2. What is the budget/net worth of your buddy?
3. what time of evening/night, and what have you pre-gamed and what is the end goal for the night?

Also, regardless of circumstance, would never be Crown & Coke, wtf????

Pretty much a jinx other than you are in a higher tax bracket and concerned with your friends net worth lmao

 

[VickAshley✅️verified]

I would literally ask for a ?

 

[RacerX]

Pretty much a jinx other than you are in a higher tax bracket and concerned with your friends net worth lmao

Yeah, I'm chillin this week in the Chi and meeting up with a couple HS buddies who stayed local, so I am ordering a Pacifico when they paying. Next round is on me, and if it's not a local dive bar, it's extra-anejo tequila or Japanese whiskey.

Life is short, any alcoholic beverage that needs a sugary mix is diabetes poison, not to mention hangover fodder. Drink clean, drink neat, drink often....and throw in a cross-fade whenever possible.

- NoHo Hank -

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Life is short, any alcoholic beverage that needs a sugary mix is diabetes poison, not to mention hangover fodder. Drink clean, drink neat, drink often....and throw in a cross-fade whenever possible.

- NoHo Hank -

This is some of the greatest advice I’ve ever seen

 

[fenderpfunk]

Realistically A Guinness or a whiskey on the rocks. What I'd like to order would be a midleton rare on the rocks though.

 

[DC]

Great question. I've never liked liquor but I can't keep ordering red wine and margaritas. I think I need to suck down some old fashioneds. I need a grown up boy drink.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I am a vodka drinker in the summer months, so likely a vodka & tonic.

Unless I am some place swanky, then I am ordering JCB Vodka neat. The truffle infused one is to simply die for and totally worth all the shit I am going to take when the buddy buying the round wonders who had the $40 drink.

My go to lately has been Moscow Mules. I use diet ginger beer to cut out the sugar.

 

[airtime143]

It all depends on if he is going up to the bar to place the order.
If it is just the waitress coming to the table and I have to order, it wll be something normal.
If he is going up to place an order, I am gonna ask for a Shirley temple, sex on the beach, or a ******* shot just to make him regret being nice.

 

[Anytime23]

1800 Colección.

Broke friends stay at home.

 

[FozzyBear]

either a double makers mark or miller lite.. im simple..