⭐OFFICIAL⭐ Bears ? Countdown⬇️ ? Thread ???

[number51]

This is a meatball post. Meatball.

It's my spicy hot take on bulletin board material.

 

[WestCoastBearsFan]

Nothing meatballish about the truth

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

?Rookies Report To Training Camp: 5 Days (7/22)
??‍Training Camp: 8 Days (7/25)
?First Preseason Game: 22 Days (8/8)
?Dear Sweet Mitchell's Birthday: 34 Days (8/20)
?Khalil Mack 1 Year Anniversary: 46 Days (9/1)
?Season Opener vs. Packers: 50 Days (9/5)
??London Game vs. Raiders: 81 Days (10/6)
?Halloween: 106 Days (10/31)
?Chuck Pagano 7 Year Leukemia Remission Anniversary: 111 Days (11/5)
?Thanksgiving Game vs. Lions: 134 Days (11/28)
?Merry Christmas: 161 Days (12/25)
?Happy 2020: 168 Days (1/1/2020)
?BEARS WIN THE SUPERBOWL: 200 DAYS (2/2/2020)✔✔✔
?Robbie Gould Becomes a Chicago Bear Again: Thats a NO From him, dawg

 

[CRM 114]

@Grimson Wheres the countdown for when the Bears cut Trubisky?

 

[HeHateMe]

UPDATED!!!!

? @msadows mad af: Not Today
??‍Training Camp: 8 Days (7/25)
?First Preseason Game: 22 Days (8/8)
?Dear Sweet Mitchell's Birthday: 34 Days (8/20)
?Khalil Mack 1 Year Anniversary: 46 Days (9/1)
?Season Opener vs. Packers: 50 Days (9/5)
??London Game vs. Raiders: 81 Days (10/6)
?Halloween: 106 Days (10/31)
?Chuck Pagano 7 Year Leukemia Remission Anniversary: 111 Days (11/5)
?Thanksgiving Game vs. Lions: 134 Days (11/28)
?Merry Christmas: 161 Days (12/25)
?Happy 2020: 168 Days (1/1/2020)
?BEARS WIN THE SUPERBOWL: 200 DAYS (2/2/2020)✔✔✔
?Robbie Gould Becomes a Chicago Bear Again: Thats a NO From him, dawg

Just a point of clarification:

unless you are on Reddit, you can't say for a FACT that @msadows is not mad af today....

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Just a point of clarification:

unless you are on Reddit, you can't say for a FACT that @msadows is not mad af today....

Good point and thank you so much. I have edited my posting for clarification purposes.

 

[Raskolnikov]

I don't believe that an adult with average intelligence can't figure this out.

Odds makers fucked up and gave Mitch 200:1 odds to win MVP, 100:1 probably would have been about right. Everyone jumped all over 200:1 because it was a great bet, the odds makers lowered it to to absurdly low 50:1 insuring no one would be stupid enough to bet on it. It was too late the damage was done.

100:1 is about right, anything lower than that is a sucker bet.



Homer, okay, moron for sure.

I can't believe what you can't figure out is that the true odds of Mitch Trubisky winning an MVP award in 2020 are 0.0% (carry the zeroes...infinitely)

The fucking award doesn't work like that. It works much like the NBA MVP...you have to earn it before you are even considered...and if you aren't in consideration early than the older voters don't even pay you mind.

I'll give you 200:1 odds you fucking jack donkey ass special kind of stupid?

How much you want to put down at 200:1?

Time to back up your talk with your balls.

 

[Raskolnikov]

@Grimson Wheres the countdown for when the Bears cut Trubisky?

Unfortunately he is just good enough to drag this out for 6-8 years from his draft date, and blow Nagy's best chance on his inflated second contract.

 

[CRM 114]

Unfortunately he is just good enough to drag this out for 6-8 years from his draft date, and blow Nagy's best chance on his inflated second contract.

Yep the Bears are fucked for a long time unless Trubisky drastically improves. Trubisky will never be bad enough to get the Bears into prime drafting position either. The Bears will overpay for him like they did with Cutler and this will hinder them being able to build a good team around him.

 

[number51]

I can't believe what you can't figure out is that the true odds of Mitch Trubisky winning an MVP award in 2020 are 0.0% (carry the zeroes...infinitely)

The fucking award doesn't work like that. It works much like the NBA MVP...you have to earn it before you are even considered...and if you aren't in consideration early than the older voters don't even pay you mind.

I'll give you 200:1 odds you fucking jack donkey ass special kind of stupid?

How much you want to put down at 200:1?

Time to back up your talk with your balls.

I always try to give you a break because I know you mean well, but you crossed the line.

We all know you are a drug addled, brain damaged, intellectual lightweight. I used to cringe when you would try to post something you thought was profound but was actually gibberish.

Things you don't know shit about.

1. How an NFL MVP is selected.
2. How sports betting works.

You have no way to pay me money, so an avatar bet, sure. If Mitch wins the MVP you have to sport the avi of my choosing for 200 days, if he doesn't I will use any image you choose for one day. Of course the day I choose will be one I don't post anything, are you beginning to see the value of a 200:1 bet?

Accept this bet in 24 hours or it does not exist, you fucking weirdo.

 

[napo55]

Rookies report to training camp: Five days

 

[modo]

Rookies report to training camp: Five days

will we find out what the early returns are then?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Rookies report to training camp: Five days

Thanks I will add that and then remove @msadows from the list.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

?Rookies Report To Training Camp: 5 Days (7/22)
??‍Training Camp: 8 Days (7/25)
?First Preseason Game: 22 Days (8/8)
?Dear Sweet Mitchell's Birthday: 34 Days (8/20)
?Khalil Mack 1 Year Anniversary: 46 Days (9/1)
?Season Opener vs. Packers: 50 Days (9/5)
??London Game vs. Raiders: 81 Days (10/6)
?Halloween: 106 Days (10/31)
?Chuck Pagano 7 Year Leukemia Remission Anniversary: 111 Days (11/5)
?Thanksgiving Game vs. Lions: 134 Days (11/28)
?Merry Christmas: 161 Days (12/25)
?Happy 2020: 168 Days (1/1/2020)
?BEARS WIN THE SUPERBOWL: 200 DAYS (2/2/2020)✔✔✔
?Robbie Gould Becomes a Chicago Bear Again: Thats a NO From him, dawg

Rookies report to training camp: Five days

FIXED

THANKS AGAIN!

 

[Rob Noxious]

I miss the back and forth between you guys. It’s like Thanksgiving family arguments, uncomfortable while they’re happening, but they forge fond memories that last a lifetime.

 

[ruprecht]

Rookies report to training camp: Five days

Will this place stop sucking then

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Yep the Bears are fucked for a long time unless Trubisky drastically improves. Trubisky will never be bad enough to get the Bears into prime drafting position either. The Bears will overpay for him like they did with Cutler and this will hinder them being able to build a good team around him.

Has Cutler made everyone this damaged?

 

[number51]

I can't believe what you can't figure out is that the true odds of Mitch Trubisky winning an MVP award in 2020 are 0.0% (carry the zeroes...infinitely)

The fucking award doesn't work like that. It works much like the NBA MVP...you have to earn it before you are even considered...and if you aren't in consideration early than the older voters don't even pay you mind.

I'll give you 200:1 odds you fucking jack donkey ass special kind of stupid?

How much you want to put down at 200:1?

Time to back up your talk with your balls.

I always try to give you a break because I know you mean well, but you crossed the line.

We all know you are a drug addled, brain damaged, intellectual lightweight. I used to cringe when you would try to post something you thought was profound but was actually gibberish.

Things you don't know shit about.

1. How an NFL MVP is selected.
2. How sports betting works.

You have no way to pay me money, so an avatar bet, sure. If Mitch wins the MVP you have to sport the avi of my choosing for 200 days, if he doesn't I will use any image you choose for one day. Of course the day I choose will be one I don't post anything, are you beginning to see the value of a 200:1 bet?

Accept this bet in 24 hours or it does not exist, you fucking weirdo.

@Raskolnikov I'll take your lack of response as you not having the balls to take the bet.

 

[modo]

Will this place stop sucking then

 

[Wild_x_Card]

This is gr8 but what aboot the date by which Robbie Gould will be a View attachment 1906 again?

Speaking of dates. Get yourself some of your favorite bacon. Pick up some fresh Dates and some good ? cheese. Take the pit outta the Date. Fill that void with the cheese. Wrap in favorite bacon. Spear with toothpick. Bake on 350 until desired Crispiness of bacon is achieved. Rotate the hors d'oeuvres by grabbing the toothpick for even cooking of the bacon.

You can spank me later. @HeHateMe