On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Packers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Packers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Packers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Bears fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Bears fan?'
"Because my mom is a Bears fan, and my dad is Bears fan, so I'm a Bears fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Bears fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Packers fan.'