8 Reasons why PSD can't touch Dero

[Rush]

1. Dero does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Dero .

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Dero pajamas.

3. Dero will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. Dero can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

5. When Dero crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

6. They once made a Dero toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

7. If you spell Dero in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

8. :dero:

 

[tbo41fan]

LMAO!


I didnt get one of these threads!

 

[chs234]

9.) Dero doesn't wear a watch, he decides the time.

10.) Dero can beat connect 4 in three moves.

 

[USCChiFan]

When Dero falls in water, Dero doesn't get wet. Water gets Dero.

 

[tbo41fan]

Wait, so now he is the most interesting man in the world?

 

[chs234]

yes.

 

[tbo41fan]

Well if your stealing chuck norris quotes, then

Dero once visited "the Virgin Islands", they are now just known as "The Islands"

 

[chs234]

13.) Dero's tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

 

[tbo41fan]

Did that one wrong

It's: Dero's tears can cure cancer...there will never be a cure for cancer

 

[chs234]

Did that one wrong

It's: Dero's tears can cure cancer...there will never be a cure for cancer

no, i said it right.

 

[tbo41fan]

your wrong

 

[chs234]

i am right. stfu.

 

[tbo41fan]

go back to COD

 

[chs234]

im on NCAA fucker

 

[tbo41fan]

nice! lol

 

[bossdrb]

your wrong

You're*

And actually CHS's is right I believe. Seen all Norris of Chuck jokes. Lulz.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

dero is the reason why aliens havent invaded earth

dero can do a wheelie on a unicycle

dero doesnt fart,nothing escapes dero

dero wasnt born,he got tired of wearing his mom

dero jumped off a building once,the ground didnt make it

dero is the reason waldo is hiding(and sucks at grammar)

they once made a dero toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take crap from anyone

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Dero killed the cat. Every single one of them.

 

[tbo41fan]

^lmao

 

[zack54attack]

Dero lost his virginity before his dad did.

Dero killed 2 stones with one bird.

Dero was once late to HS football practice.. The rest of the team had to run laps because they were early.