A day with Bigfoot

[Bigfoot]

Welcome to journal entry 1 with Bigfoot. Please feel free to add any thought you may have.


Today I woke up and killed 3 trees, almost got a deer, but I forgot to sharpen my spear.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Captain's log. Star date 2017.31.12.

Still at work, send halp, and moonshine.

 

[shoopster]

Urblock, do your doodie . . .

 

[TezMaKai]

I think Bigfoot is blurry. That’s the problem. Do not blame the photographer. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There is a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.

 

[Bigfoot]

Captain's log. Star date 2017.31.12.

Still at work, send halp, and moonshine.

I'm tapped on shine, I got piss drunk the other night during Hawks game.

 

[Monster]

Monster... 12/31/17

Had Red Wine and Percocet during Bears halftime to ease pain.

It worked! Nothing significant to report (NSTR) after that...

I think the Bears lost... not sure... blurry

Ground control to Major Monster...

 

[Username]

Welcome to journal entry 1 with Bigfoot. Please feel free to add any thought you may have.


Today I woke up and killed 3 trees, almost got a deer, but I forgot to sharpen my spear.

I guess Omlet isn't around so I'll say it for him.

How is this Bear's related, asshole?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Abort this thread.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

 

[Ares]

From my latest expedition into the mines of Moria...

"We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to Mazarbul. We still hold the chamber but hope is fading now. Óin’s party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin -- we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep."

...They are coming"

It didn't go well

 

[Calabis]

12/31/17 @ 546 pm....Feel like shit and I think its from the sleestack scratch I received trying to catch up to the Marshalls.

 

[AussieBear]

literally watching bigfoot cut down trees then literally reaadins his e journalin bouts it was/is far more entertaining and successful than watching the mitchell literally throw a football dis season..