[A] MacIver Promoted to Assistant GM

[winos5]

MacIver's bio makes it apparent he is a "hockey guy". Former player and coach.

 

[Ton]

MacIver's bio makes it apparent he is a "hockey guy". Former player and coach.

At least he won a Turner Cup, so he's a winner right?

 

[BigPete]

Maciver <------- who dis?

 

[LordKOTL]

The question is: can he fix our special teams with nothing more than a pinecone, chicken wire, bubble gum, and a steel dildo?

 

[supraman]

The question is: can he fix our special teams with nothing more than a pinecone, chicken wire, bubble gum, and a steel dildo?

Yes he can, here's how. Kidnap mcdick. Shove the pinecone up his ass, shove the steel dildo down his throat, use the chicken wire to keep it the dildo in there, use the bubble gum to fasten the chicken wire.

 

[BigPete]

The question is: can he fix our special teams with nothing more than a pinecone, chicken wire, bubble gum, and a steel dildo?

I thought that was Macgruber, not Maciver...

 

[LordKOTL]

Yes he can, here's how. Kidnap mcdick. Shove the pinecone up his ass, shove the steel dildo down his throat, use the chicken wire to keep it the dildo in there, use the bubble gum to fasten the chicken wire.

Works for me...Can RK secure the distribution rights of the video of that being done? We're talking bigger than The Avengers, baby!

 

[MassHavoc]

I have no problem with Maciver in that I have no idea who he is and have barely heard his name before... having said that... Tallon, Dudley, Bergevan, Haviland, [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Cheveldayoff [/font] who else... McIssac or whatever however you spell it... >Maciver.



I was fear what the list of front office personnel looks like since the beginning of the cup year till now. The additions and subtractions. I bet you could take all the people who have left and put a better team on ice than what the hawks have left up top.

 

[winos5]

MacIsaac is the executive assistant ass kisser to McDouche.



MacIver the recently promoted assistant GM

 

[winos5]

• With all the Mac/Mc s in the front office I'm beginning to think it might be a ginger conspiracy.
  

 

[MassHavoc]

• With all the Mac/Mc s in the front office I'm beginning to think it might be a ginger conspiracy.
  

Mc's in the front office for an organization with Liquor as the focus... NOOooooo you don't say?

 

[BigPete]

Mc's in the front office for an organization with Liquor as the focus... NOOooooo you don't say?

In Chicago you don't say...soon enough the UC will be moving to 'the south side' and by that I mean Oak Lawn!

 

[LordKOTL]

• With all the Mac/Mc s in the front office I'm beginning to think it might be a ginger conspiracy.
  

If that was the case then why did we drop Campbell?

 

[MassHavoc]

If that was the case then why did we drop Campbell?

Because he wasnt' MacCampbell.

 

[Ton]

MacHavoc?

 

[klemmer]

MacClusterFuck?

 

[MassHavoc]

MacHavoc?

I'll take it!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[A] MACIVER PROMOTED TO ASS





That's what it shows on the main forum page, lol.

 

[MassHavoc]

I would prefer it to say. MACIVER THE NEW ASS