Alan Williams Situation

[Montucky]

Don’t know. I guess since he isn’t charged with anything and they can’t confirm nor deny this, maybe they don’t want a lawsuit? I have no idea on why everyone is tight lipped. The beat writers certainly know what had happened and want to report it but won’t. But it’s just a symptom of this organization being the worst in the NFL from top to bottom. Sorry I doubted your assessment of this franchise.

Sounds like a good ol fashioned Chicago Bears shitshow. Moments like this I can almost feel like I'm back in the city.

 

[bamainatlanta]

The chicago bears, where defensive coordinators come onto laptops

It’s the only thing they are good at.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I want to know what happened here now, while I'm mad.

Why are you mad? Honestly how could anyone be mad now? Today was fucking hilarious. This team is a modern day 3 Stooges. Just enjoy it for what it is.

 

[KittiesKorner]

It’s the only thing they are good at.

Idk are they since they keep getting caught and fired or at least voluntold to resign lol

 

[Rob219_CBMB]

"the wheels of justice moves slow". - Sun Tzu

Bears...

 

[Hawkeye OG]

So, what’s the scoop?

 

[JoJoBoxer]

So he was just sleeping with somebody elses wife and the local media guys couldn't report this...why? Doesn't rate as a reason to be so hush hush. Gossip is publishable.

There's still more to the story. Either the shield, some sort of cop shop or the government is keeping people quiet. At this point if the Bears wanted the story buried somebody would've laughed at them and just ran it.

Maybe it is the old joke ...

the young bull frantically tells his dad, "Dad, dad, let's run down the hill and **** a cow".

His dad responds, "No, son. Let's walk down and **** all of them (players' and media members' wives)."


That would be the only explanation for the media being averse to reporting it, knowing that, if they report on him fucking someone's wife, all of the reporters would report on Alan fucking his wife.

 

[JoJoBoxer]

We should have a zabavka officail script thread

It would surely save time. No need to actually watch games, just take a look at the script and know what was written this week for the Bears both on and off the field.

 

[JoJoBoxer]

And you refuted none of what I posted.

If you want to live in fantasyland where everything Bears-related is sunshine and rainbows, be my guest but that's not reality.

And real fans have to deal with reality.

 

[Iron Lion]

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?

Alan Williams: *sits*