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and stop taking selfies with bears
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- Bears are dangerous. More information can be found on our bear safety page.
- Visitors are required to keep all food and garbage stored in a bear-proof manner.
- When viewing bears along roads, use pullouts and stay in your car.
- If you have a surprise encounter with a bear, do not run. Slowly back away.
- If approached by a Bear, hold up a picture of the Lombardi Trophy. It will shit itself and run away for 30+ years.
- Visitors are required to keep all food and garbage stored in a bear-proof manner.
- When viewing bears along roads, use pullouts and stay in your car.
- If you have a surprise encounter with a bear, do not run. Slowly back away.
- If approached by a Bear, hold up a picture of the Lombardi Trophy. It will shit itself and run away for 30+ years.
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I am compelled to say eat a dick. However given the current state of the team, #FackIt
Carry on sir.
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that Bear is crouching for a sprint, and her back is to it. nice.
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Almost as dangerous as a male moose in the fall or being above treeline in the summer. That is pretty dumb though. I got within 40 yards of a black bear in Yellowstone last year but he didn't give a shit about anyone on the side of the road. He was just ambling down the hillside, eating salad(grass) on his way
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When my kids were 10 and 8 we went someplace in Minnesota on vacation. While we were there someone told us about a place where the kids could feed bears. So we hopped in the car and off we went with a loaf of bread. We pulled into this place and there must have been 50 bears all around this trailer with people all over the place. My 10 year old went to give a bear some bread and the bear took the whole loaf. In retrospect it was probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.(Besides voting for Jimmy Carter). These were wild bears that come out of the hills because the dude in the trailer fed them big 50 lb cans of fat. There was 1 huge bear there that had been in the movie about the dude who lives with bears. Grizzly Adams. He kept the other bears in line.
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^ no bueno
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How did your kids enjoy the 2nd Mile summer camp experience with PSU football access?
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what. the. ****.
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How did your kids enjoy the 2nd Mile summer camp experience with PSU football access?
Huh? WTF are you trying to say?
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If I could I would dislike train your mod ass... Of course you would laugh and not go crying about it though
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This thread seems to be in the wrong forum
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Sorry. I'm still a little jaded. Last season took its toll. Hopefully they can wash the stink off this season, but I'm not holding my breath.
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this is a thing? people really do this shit?
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If the Bears are friendly it's cool.
If the Bear is a beta, wtf, ***** slap.
If the Bear is a beta, wtf, ***** slap.
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The fact that "Bears are dangerous" needs to be put in writing should be enough to answer your question
After all, this is a semi-free country with lots of stupid people in it.