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. . . Well, this is certainly no surprise – in a landslide, it’s “King” George McCaskey!

George has really taken Black Monday by storm! He’s only been on the scene for 6 years, but on Monday he’ll be starring in his fourth Black Monday! That’s more than any other NFL Chairman over that period, by far!

The Kingster stuns us with sincerity at each of his Black Monday appearances. He looks earnestly into the camera and extolls the virtues of hard work, dedication, and perseverance. And nobody perseveres more than George, who has lost 59 of 96 games since taking over as Chairman but still keeps smiling!

This latest Black Monday appearance by George is a special one, for it is the culmination of unprecedented meddling and fuckery, as George outdid himself by hiring a Head Coach recommended by a sauced up, slovenly outsider named “Uncle” Ernie Accorsi instead of listening to his General Manager. Ernie, are you out there in the audience? Stand up so everyone can see you … Ernie Accorsi, ladies and gentlemen . . .

Anyway, George, congratulations on your latest Black Monday, and keep on persevering! the shoopster expects to see you back here in another two years. Three tops . . .
 
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I would like to invite the McCaskets........I mean McCaskey family to a fun adventure to the mountains.
 

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Dear God deliver us from this family. Please just drop a statue of Papa Bear on all of them.
Here's a fun thought. Just because the mccaskeys no longer own the Bears, doesn't mean the next ownership group won't be even worse!

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I feel the McCaskey family are honestly trying to win, and they are unwilling to change with the modern NFL. Plus they are just not very good at picking the people to trust (Accorsi). The Pace hire was a surprising one, and I think he will get a chance to get his HC and try to turn it around.
 

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Here's a fun thought. Just because the mccaskeys no longer own the Bears, doesn't mean the next ownership group won't be even worse!

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You may be right. But that's a chance I'm willing to take. Some owners actually care about winning, and not just the checks that roll in by owning the team.
 

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The stash has to go... the 80s are long gone buddy.
It’s about beards now.

"The stash has to go" . . . Think you just coined the slogan for the next fan-funded billboard . . .
 

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Ya it's the owners that are the problem. Better owners and Cutler would be in the HOF along with the rest of our last 20 QBs. Now that the Bears have a QB and will start winning we will have to say our owners are the best.
 

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I feel the McCaskey family are honestly trying to win, and they are unwilling to change with the modern NFL. Plus they are just not very good at picking the people to trust (Accorsi). .

the shoopster agrees with you, Md. He believes George especially is genuine in his desire to turn the Bears into winners FOR THE FANS. There's a good reason why he christened him the complimentary "King" George (in contrast to the also apropos "Curious (Looking)" George, which was also in the running for his sobriquet). George may be the only McCaskey who really wants to see the Bears win not for the money, but simply for the joy of winning.

Contrast this with Michael, who wanted the Bears to win for vanity reasons. Desperate to wrestle the legacy of the franchise away from Mike Ditka, who was BECOMING the Bears (hell, Ditka was so symbolic of the franchise that national broadcasters on Monday Night Football once seriously discussed their observation that Ditka and the Bear in the Bear logo had the same facial structure), Michael sought to claim the franchise not only from Ditka but also Halas by firing Ditka (Halas's last handpicked Head Coach) and splitting General Manager duties with Dave Wannstedt in order to rebuild the Bears - he hoped - as Jerry Jones later built the Cowboys, a prescient bit of ego-mongering by Michael in which he sought to encourage the attention and adulation befitting an NFL vision if not visionary in much the same way Jones has. It had nothing to do with winning and everything to do with Michael McCaskey.

George isn't that guy. He just wants to yell down from the press box as a Bear receiver breaks away for a touchdown, or a defensive end swoops in for a crucial sack. He loves the game.

And the recent reports about how he spent nearly two straight days in the hospital with Zack Miller after his gruesome knee injury shows his character. Above all, he's a good man. There's a lot to like about the guy.

Perhaps it's that good nature, that innocence and belief and faith in what's good, that leads him to put his trust in men like Accorsi and Ted Phillips, lifelong users who prey on soft-hearted fools like the Kingster for their own egomaniacal and financial gain. He just can't imagine someone like Phillips prioritizing a need for personal accolades over the joy of a successful football team. To George, the Sweatster's belief that if he can't succeed, all around him must fail makes so little sense, he can't even be on guard to recognize it when it's happening right in front of him

"Uncle" Ernie Accorsi is the worst of the evils a man like the Kingster must guard against, a mercenary who waits yearly for teams and owners in dire straits to come calling on his "expertise" so he can shoehorn undeserving associates like John Fox into multi-million dollar pay days. The recent reports that Accorsi may have sold the woebegone New York Giants on hiring has-been Fox as their Head Coach after he's presided over a 14-and-34 three-year debacle with the Bears elicits first chuckles, then outrage over Accorsi's hubris. There oughta be a law against what this guy does, and did to the Bears.

In the end, though, George has to be be held responsible for refusing to put his child-like indulgence in the joy of the game in proper perspective in order to protect the Bears from the abuses of such vultures. He's a nice guy who's thus far a disaster as a football executive.

Oh, and one more thing - he's a mama's boy. It's Virginia who insists on keeping Phillips around and indulging him like a smaller, swarthier son in return for "Sweaty" Teddy extricating Michael and the family from a very embarrassing situation with the Soldier Field renovation in the late-nineties. George needs to stand up to her, too, instead of putting importance and emphasis on reporting "Virginia's pissed" at pressers, as if somebody's supposed to care. The fact that he does calls into question his makeup as the right guy for the job at hand.
 
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Ya it's the owners that are the problem. Better owners and Cutler would be in the HOF along with the rest of our last 20 QBs. Now that the Bears have a QB and will start winning we will have to say our owners are the best.

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Here's a fun thought. Just because the mccaskeys no longer own the Bears, doesn't mean the next ownership group won't be even worse!

Teddy KFC is wrong as usual. Most people that buy sports franchises these days want to win. The Bears are the McCaskey's family business, that is how they make their money. Their only motivation to winning is a slight up tic in profits.

Most modern day franchise buyers made there money at something else and now want a fun toy. This article (below) from Forbes lists some candidates to buy the Panthers, no mom and pop operations like the McCaskey's. If someone purchased the Bears from the McCaskey's, they would have an entirely different motivation, that is not a guarantee of success, just a stronger desire to win. We could end up with a nut like Jerry Jones, but it won't be a family running things like the last video rental place on earth.


https://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2017/12/18/here-are-12-potential-new-owners-of-the-carolina-panthers/#4e7bc688be16

The Insiders

There is no word on what Richardson's limited partners in the Panthers will do, but several of them have substantial assets at their disposal.

Belk Family: They own roughly 5% of the team. The South's first family of retail sold its department store chain in 2015 for roughly $2.7 billion, ending a 127-year corporate dynasty.

Levine Family: The family owns around 10% of the team. Leon Levine founded Family Dollar in 1959 and the Levines ran the company, headquartered in the Charlotte suburbs, until its sale to Dollar Tree in 2015 for $9.1 billion. The Levines are major philanthropists in North Carolina.

Steve and Jerry Wordsworth: The Wordsworths are the biggest minority shareholders of the team with an estimated 16%. The family is North Carolina royalty. They sold Meadowbrook Meat Company to Berkshire Hathaway's McLane Company in 2012.

Other North Carolina Locals

Bruton Smith: The founder and chairman of Speedway Motorsports is one of the most common names associated with buying the Panthers due to his experience in sports. SMI manages eight Nascar tracks. His fortune was valued by Forbes at $1 billion in March but the value of Smith's Sonic Automotive car dealerships are down since then. Another red flag: Smith is also 90 years old.

James Goodnight: The co-founder of analytics software firm SAS is North Carolina's richest resident at $9.9 billion. The 74-year-old still runs the company and could write the check for the Panthers easier than anyone else from North Carolina.

John Sall: Sall co-founded SAS with Goodnight and ranks as North Carolina's second richest resident. The pair own a country club and hotel together.

Michael Jordan: MJ is worth an estimated $1.4 billion, with roughly $600 million of his net worth tied up in his 90% stake in the Charlotte Hornets. Jordan took control of the Hornets with $25 million in cash while absorbing $150 million in debt and agreeing to fund future losses. Control of the Panthers will require a much bigger check. Jordan recently participated in the $1.2 billion Miami Marlins purchase, taking a stake estimated to be less than 1%.

Joe Gibbs: The Hall of Fame football coach is a local and well-liked, but doesn't have the funds to headline a bid. He is also 77 years old and still busy with his Nascar squad.

The Outsiders

Only four NFL teams have sold in the past decade so any team up for sale, no matter the location, is likely to draw interest from anyone interested in sports ownership and sitting on a pile of cash like Diddy. Here are four more potential suitors.

Mark Cuban: The Dallas Mavericks owner and Shark Tank investor is worth $3.3 billion and is a dream owner for his passion and willingness to spend on players. Cuban would face resistance for multiple reasons. Three years ago he blasted the NFL saying “pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. And [it’s] getting hoggy.”

Cuban would almost certainly have to sell the Mavericks to buy the Panthers if owners even allowed him into their club. Cross-ownership rules are in place where you cannot own an NFL franchise if you own a major sports team in another market with an NFL franchise. The NFL bent the rules for Los Angeles Rams owner Stan Kroenke with allowing him to transfer the Denver Nuggets and Colorado Avalanche into a trust. Don't expect any favors for Cuban, who has vowed to continue owning the Mavs.

Jeff Bezos: The Amazon founder is now the richest person on the planet at $99.8 billion as of Monday morning. Bezos has not expressed interest in buying a pro sports team but could certainly afford it and has made outside the box investments like his purchase of the Washington Post. Bezos could be an invaluable resource to the NFL as it sorts out its future streaming options for its games.

David Tepper: The hedge fund titan owns a 5% stake in the Pittsburgh Steelers. Tepper, 60, would have no trouble funding a purchase, with significant cash holdings as part of his $11 billion net worth.

Jon Bon Jovi: The rocker couldn't afford the Panthers on his own, but Bon Jovi and his partners were the runners-up in the 2014 sale of the Buffalo Bills for $1.4 billion to Terry and Kim Pegula. Bon Jovi's group bid $1.05 billion for the Bills, which are the NFL's least valuable team.

Billionaire NFL Fan: There were 565 billionaires in the U.S. as of March with roughly 1,500 more located outside the U.S. The NFL might have its problems but there are still likely dozens of billionaires itching to be an NFL owner. Don't be surprised if a billionaire comes out of the woodwork to be the new majority owner of the Panthers.


Or the Bears.

This team is like an albatross around the families neck, owning the Bears doesn't bring them prestige, being associated with this failure is an embarrassment. When Virginia shuffles off this mortal coil, the rest of the family will take the money and never look back.
 

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