Another Urblock story

[Urblock]

We went to the Walmart that's a few miles away. While the wife grabbed a few things I grabbed a couple cases of beer. On the way in there was a piece of shit s10 blazer with the windows cracked and 2 little dogs barking. I called 911 and reported it. Bought my beer and as I walk out I see the dogs are still being cooked. Called 911 again and told them get here soon or I'm breaking the fucking window. Cops showed up and they are taking the dogs. One of them went in the store to find the fucks. Told me they at looking at heavy fines and/or arrest. Feel good about this. 91 today but feels like 101.

 

[Omeletpants]

I like the Taco story better

During the summers we played baseball from 8am to 9pm with hardly any rest. In one of our pick up games there was a Mexican kid. We didn't know his name so we called him Taco and he didnt seem to mind. Taco was a goofy motherfucker. Decent player but always out of control. He's on second and I'm catching. Single to left and a play at the plate. The excitment increased as the ball was racing against the runner. Taco goes into a head first slide as I catch the ball. But just a little problem for Taco as he came up 10 feet short of home plate scrapping his face in the dirt. I tagged him on the head. We never saw Taco again.

 

[Tjodalv]

Did you receive hugs and hi-fives? Or is it only Desbro that gets some lovin' after such epic heroics?

 

[KittiesKorner]

Pets for pets


-- tapatalkin'!

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Ommy stories > Urblockhead stories

 

[Omeletpants]

Ommy stories > Urblockhead stories

Thank you

Well, my wife has had a feral cat she has been taking care of for 10 years. He is a scruffy thing and lives in a cardboard box on the deck. She leaves food for him and he is filthy so she uses gloves to pet him. The ****** hates me and jumps out at me when I walk past with the lawn mower. Sometimes we argue about "scruffy" which is an argument I lose

So, I have been shopping for life insurance for the wife and they quote a policy and send a nurse out for urine and blood. My wife is a workout stud and eats like a spartan so I have little doubt she will be accepted. Insurance agent Mark says that based on the results, they are going to reduce the policy costs quoted by 45% so I'm thrilled. The wife makes a joke and says with the money savings maybe a get a policy for her cat. Oh really?

So I send this note to the insurance guy: "Thanks Mark. On another subject, my wife is a cat lover. Some might say a crazy cat lady. She has a 19 year old feral cat with no fur. He is mean tempered with a bad attitude. The ****** jumps out and scares the shit out of me when I'm doing yard work. How much would a $50,000 policy be on that bastard?"

I await his response.

 

[Urblock]

The dogs thanked me.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Irresponsible pet owners :facepalm:

 

[didshereallysaythat]

On a hot day, it gets hot in a car in maybe 2 minutes once the engine is shut off. Literally. People just don't realize it.

 

[KittiesKorner]

On a hot day, it gets hot in a car in maybe 2 minutes once the engine is shut off. Literally. People just don't realize it.

Wow, literally?


-- tapatalkin'!

 

[Omeletpants]

The dogs thanked me.

But they are dogs, they thank everyone

 

[Omeletpants]

Can I tell my story please? I can copy and paste it ....

Yes, tell us a story of your vacation in California

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Can I tell my story please? I can copy and paste it ....

If you insist ...

Fine I'll put this on your wall as I asked Urblock the same thing -

"Is it ok to ask how much more I have to put up with before a mod actually gathers the gang and sorts this out? I know that this board is open to all and to take stuff on the chin but how far does it have to go before it's just blatant and non stop?"

I've taken plenty of crap for being who I am, but is there a line? I got banned for having a second account but originally I got banned for the call out thread and the foul language aimed at certain posters.

I seriously didn't log back in to have a running battle every day with a handful of posters just because they can. I am actually looking forward to the bears season and am trying to keep the majority of what is posted on topic but this shit is now following me.

It's a simple request for a little help and some understanding, and this is on your wall so all those involved can have a good laugh at the same time.

Nick.

No, you're not an attention whore at all Nicky.

 

[Omeletpants]

If you insist ...

Fine I'll put this on your wall as I asked Urblock the same thing -

"Is it ok to ask how much more I have to put up with before a mod actually gathers the gang and sorts this out? I know that this board is open to all and to take stuff on the chin but how far does it have to go before it's just blatant and non stop?"

I've taken plenty of crap for being who I am, but is there a line? I got banned for having a second account but originally I got banned for the call out thread and the foul language aimed at certain posters.

I seriously didn't log back in to have a running battle every day with a handful of posters just because they can. I am actually looking forward to the bears season and am trying to keep the majority of what is posted on topic but this shit is now following me.

It's a simple request for a little help and some understanding, and this is on your wall so all those involved can have a good laugh at the same time.

Nick.

Thanks for the fictional story, now how about a real story about dogs in cars or cats and life insurance or a simple boy named Taco?

 

[gpphat]

No, you're not an attention whore at all Nicky.

 

[SilenceS]

I like the Taco story better

During the summers we played baseball from 8am to 9pm with hardly any rest. In one of our pick up games there was a Mexican kid. We didn't know his name so we called him Taco and he didnt seem to mind. Taco was a goofy motherfucker. Decent player but always out of control. He's on second and I'm catching. Single to left and a play at the plate. The excitment increased as the ball was racing against the runner. Taco goes into a head first slide as I catch the ball. But just a little problem for Taco as he came up 10 feet short of home plate scrapping his face in the dirt. I tagged him on the head. We never saw Taco again.

Reported for racism.

 

[Omeletpants]

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Jesus christ nick. Why do you post in every thread and play this woe is me victim card. Why would you post that in this thread? Make your own thread instead of derailing everyone elses. Smh, thought you changed. Meltdown incoming.

 

[gpphat]

Anyone at all ... ?

 

[airtime143]

We went to the Walmart that's a few miles away. While the wife grabbed a few things I grabbed a couple cases of beer. On the way in there was a piece of shit s10 blazer with the windows cracked and 2 little dogs barking. I called 911 and reported it. Bought my beer and as I walk out I see the dogs are still being cooked. Called 911 again and told them get here soon or I'm breaking the fucking window. Cops showed up and they are taking the dogs. One of them went in the store to find the fucks. Told me they at looking at heavy fines and/or arrest. Feel good about this. 91 today but feels like 101.

Url wins.