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Damn you're an idiot at times. 911. Almost got me.
Another Urblock story
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tribar had his dogs left inside a car on a 90+ day? WTF
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Here is my dog story since it is story time. Laat year i had these 2 stray dogs pissing and shitting on my deck for about 3 months. Called the backwoods dog catcher to get rid of them, and it didnt work. One afternoon, i was out with my oldest son marking trees to cut down foe this years firewood. Wife and other kids were with my husky playing hide in seek. Well sure as shit one of those dogs tried biting my oldest, husky grabbed it and threw it like a chew toy. Wife said get rid of them.
Next day took my compound bow out with my husky set up in my hunting blind, and waited for them to wwander by. They did and I shot the bigger one, but waited for the other to check on his dead friend and shot him. Afterwards threw them down the mountain for the coyotes. 3 months later some old lady comes by while i was getting ready to cut up some wood. Starts asking about 2 dogs of her's that got out about 6 months ago. I said yep they are down the mountain dead, should have kept them on a leash. Fired up my chainsaw said have a nice day.
Next day took my compound bow out with my husky set up in my hunting blind, and waited for them to wwander by. They did and I shot the bigger one, but waited for the other to check on his dead friend and shot him. Afterwards threw them down the mountain for the coyotes. 3 months later some old lady comes by while i was getting ready to cut up some wood. Starts asking about 2 dogs of her's that got out about 6 months ago. I said yep they are down the mountain dead, should have kept them on a leash. Fired up my chainsaw said have a nice day.
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Don't be ridiculous, tribar isn't old enough to drive.
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You cant, but you got me. Ill ban with the best of them.
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What is a Tribar?
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Sounds like the Bears board! <3
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These fucking dogs out here committing suicide. You don't **** with little bigfoots.
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These fucking dogs out here committing suicide. You don't **** with little bigfoots.
There is a pack of them i caught wandering around with my husky one day, but they keep their distance.
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Then you got the direwolf too. Sheeeeeeeeeeit. I suppose not all dogs can be smart. Those certainly weren't.
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Nice save block... people are fucking stupid.
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Urblock sent me a private message, then I wrote a great reply to him only to find he doesn't accept private messages.
What a dorkchop. Hey, Urblockhead - email me you silly goose.
What a dorkchop. Hey, Urblockhead - email me you silly goose.
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Yeah huskbro is a beast, ****** picks up on all the deer trails around. Gonna slay me some this year, and give him some of the left over meat
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I came upon this albino monkey while frolicking through some jungle covered in some sort of civilized veneer... apparently, cte had gotten the better of it... damn that monkey was mad as ****...i could tell it hated itself.. jealously fumed from its pores.. its wiki lectures that it tried to impress upon me, bored the shit out of me. i didnt care if its was uneducated, because im fucking dumb...plus... its a fucking monkey... day after day, the same shitty routine of running into this monkey was leading towards some sanity.. conor mcgregor finally said.. **** that cholo ... i didnt fell like fucking that cholo.... im not even sure if conor meant that specific monkey or not.. i was watching youtube on my cell while the monkey babbled on...instead of fucking it, i gave it a taco and the monkey finally decided to leave... it said something about going to play baseball. i never saw that cholo monkey again
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That's because Urb started his story with "We went to the Walmart..."
The minute you mention "Walmart" things become unsurprising and therefore less entertaining.
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It's still in the 90's up there?