WLS has been reporting that 2 convicted bank robbers have escaped federal lockup in Chicago. These crazy fucks made a rope out of sheets and went down 15 stories.
"Banks, known as the Second-Hand Bandit because he wore used clothes during his heists, was convicted last week of robbing two banks and attempting to rob two more. Authorities say he stole almost $600,000 and that most of that is still missing."
That's one of the 2 escapees, I'll bet he's making a beeline for that $$ he stashed.