Maxim did a thing a number of years ago about the best/worst city and made it a cover story. Well of course if you lived in the Chicagoland area, Chicago was the best city. If you lived in Denver, Denver was the best city. You get it. So they did a thing about what a typical resident might look like. If you lived outside Chicago they described our typical resident as, "An obese mustachiod man with flecks of sausage in his mustache, wearing a satin Bears jacket collapsing on the steps to the office of his favorite cardiologist."
These rules are fucking stupid. Everyone/Anyone who adheres to them should be ashamed of themselves. Imagine walking into a Bears game against the fucking Jaguars and feeling the need to chant "Green Bay sucks." Hopefully Covid-19 took care of a major number of those people.