delbjork1937
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That's definitely an issue.
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That's definitely an issue.
delbjork1937
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When my dad got older and started losing it.. I saw him give unwrapped cookies...not even self aware enough to understand you just don't fucking do that!
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He likes kids and animals. Adults ...
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I hand out floss and fun-sized bottles of listerine every year because halitosis is literally ****ing disgusting.
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I remember getting so much candy that it'd last me a whole year, albeit the last month usually consisted of candy corn... Then halloween would come around again for another year's worth of candy. Miss that shit.
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Kids are lined up around the block to get that 54 proof Listerine.
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I've already had like 100 kids show up at my door. Jfc.
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Why not? Just because the government says things like food safety are important doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to do it. Your dad is freeeee, man!
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Was he still in the cult?
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Cause of this thread I went out to get a bag of candy. Not one kid showed guess I will be eating all this shit lol
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Should've gone with fun-sized bottles of listerine instead
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Should have just turned the lights off and sat in the basement
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I actually enjoy turning my lights on, sitting near the door where they can see me, and totally ignoring them when they ring the doorbell. Their disappointment is literally satisfying.
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That's fucking terrible, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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That guy is like the Halloween Grinch, little Cindy Lou Who in her Frozen Princess costume crying on his porch, that is kinda funny.
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For literally living my normal daily routine while uninvited solicitors constantly come a'knockin? No, you will not shame me for that sir.
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2 kids in the trap so far. Liver and onions tomorrow
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With a nice Chianti?
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