Bernstein report: Locker room issues for the Hawks

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No **** that, if he had anything and was any kind of a real journalist he's form an actual story and put it out there. He's doing nothing but the exact same thing as they are. This is the problem with journalism today it's all gone the way of TMZ. No one reports anymore, they throw out teasers and beg for hits, retweets, posts, likes, and anything else that will boost their media personality credentials, because that is what they are, media personalities, not journalists, not reporters, not anything credible. they are hacks that worry about being first instead of right.

This, so fucking much.

I liked that none of the Hawks beat writers even addressed those rumors until the players brought them up in the locker room on Sunday. Journalists are supposed to deal in facts, not rumors. And that's what they were doing.

I'm sure all the Bernstein defenders will jump in saying that he's in the entertainment business, not the journalism business. The problem is that the majority of his listeners are probably too fucking stupid to know the difference.
 

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This, so fucking much.

I liked that none of the Hawks beat writers even addressed those rumors until the players brought them up in the locker room on Sunday. Journalists are supposed to deal in facts, not rumors. And that's what they were doing.

I'm sure all the Bernstein defenders will jump in saying that he's in the entertainment business, not the journalism business. The problem is that the majority of his listeners are probably too fucking stupid to know the difference.
Maybe I'm too idealistic here, but that's the problem of the fucktard listeners being only slightly up the evolutionary ladder than head cheese.

Kinda like those imbeciles who keep posting "true stories" on the facebook page that were broke by The Onion. The best thing to do is point and laugh.
 

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Maybe I'm too idealistic here, but that's the problem of the fucktard listeners being only slightly up the evolutionary ladder than head cheese.

Kinda like those imbeciles who keep posting "true stories" on the facebook page that were broke by The Onion. The best thing to do is point and laugh.

You really could pick either side of that argument. You could fault the idiots who take everything he say as the gospel or you could fault the one person that's the source of it all. And I guess the reality is there all culpable aspects of this steaming pile of shit that is sports talk radio.
 

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That's their hockey talk for the day. Kane hurt. Rumors about Sharp and infighting. Next segment. The team is very careful about any information leaking, for example Limo photos, Kane fucking tubby women, pounding on cab drivers and other things. McD has a tight media grasp, and if anyone goes outside of it they get shut out. Convenient. I'm not much for the BS, but it's really easy to put a player in front of a microphone with a C on his chest to utter "Nothing's wrong." End of clip.

These media outlets want a Brandon Marshall type so they can jump on the next social media fart and waft the poop air even closer to their collective noses.

It's all about click-bait and people saying "First" on social media.
 

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We all know Kane isn't really hurt, he's just milking it to have more time with everyone's wife during road trips.
 

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I like The Onion.


Hate sports talk radio...and especially hate bernstein. If I want idiotic speculation performed by short bus alumni, I come here. :crazydance:
 

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I like The Onion.


Hate sports talk radio...and especially hate bernstein. If I want idiotic speculation performed by short bus alumni, I come here. :crazydance:

I like The Onion too, but you don't believe it's real unless you get outsmarted by an anvil.
 

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We all know Kane isn't really hurt, he's just milking it to have more time with everyone's wife during road trips.

Plus it freed up cap space, so we get a couple of rentals AKA ringers, for the playoffs. :shot:
 

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I like The Onion too, but you don't believe it's real unless you get outsmarted by an anvil.

I got outsmarted by a hammer once, but the anvil was guilty by association. :farley:
 

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I got outsmarted by a hammer once, but the anvil was guilty by association.


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I come to this thread to find out which Hawks players are fucking which other Hawks players' wives.... MassHavoc needs to step his fucking game up.
 

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Are da sharp wife humping jokes gunna die?!
 

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I come to this thread to find out which Hawks players are fucking which other Hawks players' wives.... MassHavoc needs to step his fucking game up.
Oh don't you worry, i'm fucking all their wives too, the media just doesn't care about me. Maybe I'll just try to throw it in sharp himself while I'm at it.
 

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