Best night ever to pick up chicks

[Omeletpants]

is the night before Thanksgiving. I was single for 8 years in the 80s in between marriages and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night to pick up chicks. They get off of work early in the afternoon and then they are off to the bars for happy hour. It's so good even someone like BearsBud, with his hair shirt and 2 inch dick could get some

 

[Novak]

is the night before Thanksgiving. I was single for 8 years in the 80s in between marriages and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night to pick up chicks. They get off of work early in the afternoon and then they are off to the bars for happy hour. It's so good even someone like BearsBud could get some

Thinking about trying your luck at the local nursing homes tonight?

 

[Nail Polish]

is the night before Thanksgiving. I was single for 8 years in the 80s in between marriages and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night to pick up chicks. They get off of work early in the afternoon and then they are off to the bars for happy hour. It's so good even someone like BearsBud, with his hair shirt and 2 inch dick could get some

Thanks for the tip Ommy..Im sure you know about how someone with a 2 inch dick can be successful picking up chicks...lol


:yep:

 

[Nail Polish]

Thinking about trying your luck at the local nursing homes tonight?

Ommy is killer with the Bingo chick crowd

 

[Omeletpants]

Thinking about trying your luck at the local nursing homes tonight?

Nurse are good too. I remember they used to have the nursing convention in Schaumburg every year. They would go to Payton's bar called Studebaker's and the place was jammed 4 women for every guy. Even you could get some cause even male nurses need lovin

 

[Nail Polish]

Nurse are good too. I remember they used to have the nursing convention in Schaumburg every year. They would go to Payton's bar called Studebaker's and the place was jammed 4 women for every guy. Even you could get some

Ommy...Did you use the line about how you were Walters workout partner, confidant, and general BFF?

 

[Omeletpants]

Ommy...Did you use the line about how you were Walters workout partner, confidant, and general BFF?

yes

 

[Novak]

Nurse are good too. I remember they used to have the nursing convention in Schaumburg every year. They would go to Payton's bar called Studebaker's and the place was jammed 4 women for every guy. Even you could get some cause even male nurses need lovin

Do they dig illiterate guys that can't wipe their own ass? Cause if not, that's a deal breaker...

 

[Nail Polish]

yes

atta boy... Bullshit goes a long way on drunk grammas

 

[Omeletpants]

atta boy... Bullshit goes a long way on drunk grammas

Drunk Grammas dont need bullshit they be easy breezy

 

[Ares]

Are Ommy and BearsBud having like an old dude Bro-out?

Is dis really happening?

 

[Dogstar]

is the night before Thanksgiving. I was single for 8 years in the 80s in between marriages and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night to pick up chicks. They get off of work early in the afternoon and then they are off to the bars for happy hour. It's so good even someone like BearsBud, with his hair shirt and 2 inch dick could get some

Alky. Probably wouldn't have been so long if you weren't trying to pick up chicks in bars.

Srsly, unless you're into cleaning up barf, you couldn't have picked a worse decade to try.
... and the hair... so... much... hair...

 

[JimJohnson]

It's so good even someone like BearsBud, with his hair shirt and 2 inch dick could get some

Hey man there is no need to be racist against asian men.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Are Ommy and BearsBud having like an old dude Bro-out?

Is dis really happening?

More like a shriveled sausage fest.

 

[Popinski Soda]

What the hell are the "80s"?

 

[puckthefackers]

Ommy got laid once a year in the 1980s. Sounds about right

 

[botfly10]

Are you talking about picking up lonely chicks that are depressed cause they don't have anywhere to go for thanksgiving?

 

[Nail Polish]

Are Ommy and BearsBud having like an old dude Bro-out?

Is dis really happening?

More like a shriveled sausage fest.

fucktards....lol

 

[JimJohnson]

Are you talking about picking up lonely chicks that are depressed cause they don't have anywhere to go for thanksgiving?

More specifically MILFs who husbands are away on business and who's kids come into town for Christmas instead of Turkey Day. They'll bend over and grab their ankles at the drop of a dime.

 

[Nail Polish]

More specifically MILFs who husbands are away on business and who's kids come into town for Christmas instead of Turkey Day. They'll bend over and grab their ankles at the drop of a dime.

If the arthritis doesnt prevent em from bending over